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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    There was once a marketing person tasked with coming up with a super catchy catchphrase for a new hit breakfast cereal's character, who was a talking cartoon tiger. They showed up to the meeting with "They're great."
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    First things first is a stupid saying.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Boomerangs are just frisbees for lonely people.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    I wonder if worm holes are real......
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    If you got accidentally thrown back to like the medieval era, people wouldn't think you're a genius for knowing that the earth revolves around the sun and stuff. They'd think you're a moron for speaking weird and having no idea how to run a farm.

    and they would probably burn you at the steak

    upond reading this again, this should be stake :blush: :
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    cee134 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    If you got accidentally thrown back to like the medieval era, people wouldn't think you're a genius for knowing that the earth revolves around the sun and stuff. They'd think you're a moron for speaking weird and having no idea how to run a farm.

    and they would probably burn you at the steak

    I have a horse named mayo...
    Mayo neighs.

    and you are awesome as ever
  • Capt_Merica
    Capt_Merica Posts: 122 Member
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    Why do people drive on parkways and park in driveways?
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    Capt_Merica wrote: »
    Why do people drive on parkways and park in driveways?

    And ships carry cargo while cars carry shipments?
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    Random Song Of The Day https://youtu.be/7a3DGP65m2o
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Saying “He died surrounded by his friends and family” would take on a much darker tone during a zombie apocalypse.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The Jedi must go through a ton of robes because they're always stripping them off before combat and just leaving them there.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Only famous people get assassinated, everyone else gets murdered.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Everyone thinks they are original and unique until they have to create a username.
  • covetthycarbs
    covetthycarbs Posts: 300 Member
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    Was fun while it lasted but my sitting around and waiting time is over. Wish it had a happier ending. See ya later alligators.
  • GiveMeThemCaloriesBoy
    GiveMeThemCaloriesBoy Posts: 1 Member
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    Eating fat doesn't make you fat who knew??

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