My date with the person above me was going great until...

She was fixated on arm wrestling!

She kept showing me how she could dislocate her arm and pop it back in

No until.. it went well, we are planning on more

She was using me to make her ex jealous

... until I wanted her all to myself (in the very best of ways, I assure you; not like with Chianti and fava-beans )

She kept wanting to put lotion on my skin. Super creepy

I don't think he had washed his socks in a few weeks

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The smell coming from her socks made me gag

Really, Jo honestly thinks that some socks were making her gag...

She was sneaking off to another table during our romantic dinner

He offered me a twenty!

We noticed each other’s wedding ring marks...

He had a problem with my wife.

With his rugged looks and flannel shirt - he asked if I wanted to go on a hike. I said... it's 10pm. He said "yeah I understand, I have a awesome cabin up near the lake" I hesitated and excused myself to the bathroom. I snuck out under cover of shadows and never saw him again.... until.... I saw that cabin on the news.

aww boo mine posted after others and didnt go right under the person I was writing about.

She was the silent type

she had bushy eye brows