Internet Woo
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estherdragonbat wrote: »Didn't happen for me.
Maybe it's when you reach 1000?
Well poo, or woo, whichever fits. I gave you a woo to get you one step closer. Let me know what happens.3 -
estherdragonbat wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »I'm only 5 woos away from reaching 100 lifetime woos. Do I get a special prize or video when I reach that milestone?
Didn't happen for me. Maybe it's when you reach 1000?
Nope.
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after a person coughs they HAVE to spit it out because it will go back into the lungs. omg. it goes into the stomach,. swallowing 101 - this particular woman runs around given unsolicited advice (old wifes tales) (on everything) to everyone .....and no one has even asked for it. I IGNORE HER AND HER RUNNING MOUTH.
I didn't know you knew my mother!!!7 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »estherdragonbat wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »I'm only 5 woos away from reaching 100 lifetime woos. Do I get a special prize or video when I reach that milestone?
Didn't happen for me. Maybe it's when you reach 1000?
Nope.
Wouldn't that just tick off your troll buddy? All that effort to woo you and you get prizes out of it! :laugh:9 -
I was told by an endocrinologist years ago that as an obese woman with PCOS, it would be impossible to lose any weight (bar a few pounds) without a gastric band or bypass.
My Dad was told by a doctor a year or so ago that when you're over 40, exercise can't help with weight loss at all. Not even if you run miles per day.
Dad initially thought he just meant that diet was the bigger factor, nope, apparently exercise magically stops burning calories the day you turn 40! 😐17 -
OneRatGirl wrote: »I was told by an endocrinologist years ago that as an obese woman with PCOS, it would be impossible to lose any weight (bar a few pounds) without a gastric band or bypass.
My Dad was told by a doctor a year or so ago that when you're over 40, exercise can't help with weight loss at all. Not even if you run miles per day.
Dad initially thought he just meant that diet was the bigger factor, nope, apparently exercise magically stops burning calories the day you turn 40! 😐
You and your dad should stop consulting internet doctors.0 -
Why is "metabolic confusion" popping up in the threads so prolifically the last couple of days?6
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quiksylver296 wrote: »Why is "metabolic confusion" popping up in the threads so prolifically the last couple of days?
Now I have to go Google metabolic confusion.2 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »Why is "metabolic confusion" popping up in the threads so prolifically the last couple of days?
To be meta by being confusing?2 -
debrakgoogins wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »Why is "metabolic confusion" popping up in the threads so prolifically the last couple of days?
Now I have to go Google metabolic confusion.
I don't even want to know.0 -
@quiksylver296 Dr. Oz6
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debrakgoogins wrote: »@quiksylver296 Dr. Oz
Nuff said.5 -
Last month I got 17 woos from promoting my vegan-keto cabbage soup detox cleanse. I was so upset I started skipping meals and went into starvation mode and gained 15 pounds. Fortunately, by following Dr. Jason Fung's principles I am losing again. I mean loosing.53
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Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?19 -
Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
Yes and you'll never gain an ounce of fat again EVER!3 -
No, you'll also need raspberry ketones in your bulletproof coffee10
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Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
Yes.1 -
Fruit is bad because it has sugar.
Drinking milk is bad because no other animal drinks the milk of another animal. Well, no other animal cooks their food either.
To lose weight, you have to eat low carb.
You can spot reduce.
Starvation mode.
You have to eat only healthy foods to lose weight.
Alkaline water. Lol.
The way to a nice stomach is to use a waist trainer.
Tubal ligation causes hormonal changes. Not possible.17 -
Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
Alton Brown just made fun of bone broth on one of his 'Reloaded' Good Eats episodes.
And doing anything wooey with ACV, bone broth, or coconut oil will guarantee the unicorns will kick you out of the herd.10 -
Step aside, @bpestosky.5
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My husband's quote of the day: "A stopped clock can be right twice a day... Only if you haven't already ripped the hands off to stab it repeatedly in the face."6
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Fatty_Nuff wrote: »Last month I got 17 woos from promoting my vegan-keto cabbage soup detox cleanse. I was so upset I started skipping meals and went into starvation mode and gained 15 pounds. Fortunately, by following Dr. Jason Fung's principles I am losing again. I mean loosing.
If you're following Fung, be sure to practice all the principles and fat shame some researchers.8 -
Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
Alton Brown just made fun of bone broth on one of his 'Reloaded' Good Eats episodes.
And doing anything wooey with ACV, bone broth, or coconut oil will guarantee the unicorns will kick you out of the herd.
Aw, I was just cooking up my ACV/coconut oil/bone broth miracle elixir pyramid scheme and you had to go and ruin it!
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Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
Alton Brown just made fun of bone broth on one of his 'Reloaded' Good Eats episodes.
And doing anything wooey with ACV, bone broth, or coconut oil will guarantee the unicorns will kick you out of the herd.
Aw, I was just cooking up my ACV/coconut oil/bone broth miracle elixir pyramid scheme and you had to go and ruin it!
I'll sprinkle my rainbow raspberry ketones over it and make it all better.4 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »estherdragonbat wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »I'm only 5 woos away from reaching 100 lifetime woos. Do I get a special prize or video when I reach that milestone?
Didn't happen for me. Maybe it's when you reach 1000?
Nope.
How do you check your woo count?0 -
https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/profile/notificationsNoreenmarie1234 wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »estherdragonbat wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »I'm only 5 woos away from reaching 100 lifetime woos. Do I get a special prize or video when I reach that milestone?
Didn't happen for me. Maybe it's when you reach 1000?
Nope.
How do you check your woo count?
Or click the little bell icon at the top right of the thread and then click All Notifications at the bottom of the pop-up.
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quiksylver296 wrote: »
Sounds like I'd get confused long before my metabolism will.1 -
New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »
Sounds like I'd get confused long before my metabolism will.
That made me :laugh:2 -
Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?6
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