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Step aside, @bpestosky.5
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My husband's quote of the day: "A stopped clock can be right twice a day... Only if you haven't already ripped the hands off to stab it repeatedly in the face."6
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Fatty_Nuff wrote: »Last month I got 17 woos from promoting my vegan-keto cabbage soup detox cleanse. I was so upset I started skipping meals and went into starvation mode and gained 15 pounds. Fortunately, by following Dr. Jason Fung's principles I am losing again. I mean loosing.
If you're following Fung, be sure to practice all the principles and fat shame some researchers.7 -
Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
Alton Brown just made fun of bone broth on one of his 'Reloaded' Good Eats episodes.
And doing anything wooey with ACV, bone broth, or coconut oil will guarantee the unicorns will kick you out of the herd.
Aw, I was just cooking up my ACV/coconut oil/bone broth miracle elixir pyramid scheme and you had to go and ruin it!
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Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
Alton Brown just made fun of bone broth on one of his 'Reloaded' Good Eats episodes.
And doing anything wooey with ACV, bone broth, or coconut oil will guarantee the unicorns will kick you out of the herd.
Aw, I was just cooking up my ACV/coconut oil/bone broth miracle elixir pyramid scheme and you had to go and ruin it!
I'll sprinkle my rainbow raspberry ketones over it and make it all better.4 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »estherdragonbat wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »I'm only 5 woos away from reaching 100 lifetime woos. Do I get a special prize or video when I reach that milestone?
Didn't happen for me.
Maybe it's when you reach 1000?
Nope.
How do you check your woo count?0 -
https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/profile/notificationsNoreenmarie1234 wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »estherdragonbat wrote: »debrakgoogins wrote: »I'm only 5 woos away from reaching 100 lifetime woos. Do I get a special prize or video when I reach that milestone?
Didn't happen for me. Maybe it's when you reach 1000?
Nope.
How do you check your woo count?
Or click the little bell icon at the top right of the thread and then click All Notifications at the bottom of the pop-up.
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quiksylver296 wrote: »
Sounds like I'd get confused long before my metabolism will.1 -
New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »
Sounds like I'd get confused long before my metabolism will.
That made me :laugh:2 -
Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?6 -
New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Winner!
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New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Wait. Hold the phones.
I haven't heard about this. Celery is in again?0 -
HeliumIsNoble wrote: »New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Wait. Hold the phones.
I haven't heard about this. Celery is in again?
i hope so. i do love celery.
ketones. i will punch someone.
keto-you have fun. i will enjoy my pasta and starchy veggies6 -
HeliumIsNoble wrote: »New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Wait. Hold the phones.
I haven't heard about this. Celery is in again?
No no no. Just celery juice, duh.
I think it only works if you are doing IF though. It's superfood for autophagy.9 -
HeliumIsNoble wrote: »New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Wait. Hold the phones.
I haven't heard about this. Celery is in again?
No no no. Just celery juice, duh.
I think it only works if you are doing IF though. It's superfood for autophagy.
awww that's disappointing0 -
HeliumIsNoble wrote: »New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Wait. Hold the phones.
I haven't heard about this. Celery is in again?
No no no. Just celery juice, duh.
I think it only works if you are doing IF though. It's superfood for autophagy.
awww that's disappointing
Yeah, but you're eating pasta so you're screwed anyway. Might as well just eat the solid celery and live with the consequences.11 -
*googles*HeliumIsNoble wrote: »New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Wait. Hold the phones.
I haven't heard about this. Celery is in again?
No no no. Just celery juice, duh.
I think it only works if you are doing IF though. It's superfood for autophagy.
WTF?
Brave New World, alright. So we have to eat special foods or fast to eliminate toxins from our bodies and we have to fast to promote a normal cellular process. Such a shame our bodies can't do this stuff on their own.
Next it's going to be eating broccoli to promote blinking.10 -
HeliumIsNoble wrote: »
*googles*HeliumIsNoble wrote: »New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Wait. Hold the phones.
I haven't heard about this. Celery is in again?
No no no. Just celery juice, duh.
I think it only works if you are doing IF though. It's superfood for autophagy.
WTF?
Brave New World, alright. So we have to eat special foods or fast to eliminate toxins from our bodies and we have to fast to promote a normal cellular process. Such a shame our bodies can't do this stuff on their own.
Next it's going to be eating broccoli to promote blinking.
I eat broccoli and I blink regularly, like at least once a day. I mean, what more do you need to know? The connection is obviously there.12 -
janejellyroll wrote: »HeliumIsNoble wrote: »
*googles*HeliumIsNoble wrote: »New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Wait. Hold the phones.
I haven't heard about this. Celery is in again?
No no no. Just celery juice, duh.
I think it only works if you are doing IF though. It's superfood for autophagy.
WTF?
Brave New World, alright. So we have to eat special foods or fast to eliminate toxins from our bodies and we have to fast to promote a normal cellular process. Such a shame our bodies can't do this stuff on their own.
Next it's going to be eating broccoli to promote blinking.
I eat broccoli and I blink regularly, like at least once a day. I mean, what more do you need to know? The connection is obviously there.
Add on some Superfood chia seeds to DOUBLE your blink rate!1 -
HeliumIsNoble wrote: »janejellyroll wrote: »HeliumIsNoble wrote: »
*googles*HeliumIsNoble wrote: »New_Heavens_Earth wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Jumping on this train to ask wtf is the current obsession with "bone broth"? It seems to be all the rage right now.
If I mix it with ACV and coconut oil, will I become a unicorn?
I thought celery juice was the thing for 2019? How bout we mix it all up for a new soup diet?
Wait. Hold the phones.
I haven't heard about this. Celery is in again?
No no no. Just celery juice, duh.
I think it only works if you are doing IF though. It's superfood for autophagy.
WTF?
Brave New World, alright. So we have to eat special foods or fast to eliminate toxins from our bodies and we have to fast to promote a normal cellular process. Such a shame our bodies can't do this stuff on their own.
Next it's going to be eating broccoli to promote blinking.
I eat broccoli and I blink regularly, like at least once a day. I mean, what more do you need to know? The connection is obviously there.
Add on some Superfood chia seeds to DOUBLE your blink rate!
Chia seeds in our Brave New World Soup will just make it gelatinous and nasty.
As if the other ingredients weren't disgusting enough... 0
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