Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...
maureenseel1984
Posts: 395 Member
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I can't be the only one that likes them.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
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What was Tigger doing in the toilet??
Trying to find Pooh6 -
maureenseel1984 wrote: »I can't be the only one that likes them.
Wanna hear a joke about pizza?
Nevermind. It's too cheesy.
And Cowsfan1-HAHAHAHAHA5 -
Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"6
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Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"
Bahahahahaha!
Two guys walked into a bar...
You'd think the second guy would have seen it.
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3D printers can print guns now....
Not impressed, had a canon printer for years12 -
i'm confinced that highlighters are the pens of the future.......
......mark my words9 -
what do you call a sweden that doesn't like modern music.....
.....Bjorn in the wrong generation5 -
When a clown farts, does it smell funny?8
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wipes his butt!12 -
Three old guys walking along
Old guy 1 "Windy isn't it"
Old guy 2 "No it's not it's Thursday"
Old guy 3 "So am I, let's have a drink"13 -
How do people loose their kids in a mall.....??
.........seriously, any tips are welcome.13 -
maureenseel1984 wrote: »Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"Two athletes are at the Olympics. One asks the other: "Are you a pole vale vaulter?" The other replies: "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"
Bahahahahaha!
Two guys walked into a bar...
You'd think the second guy would have seen it.
My version is slightly different
2 guys walked into a bar - the third one ducked5 -
How did darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas????
He felt his presents6 -
How much did Santa sleigh cost??
Nothing , it was on the house5 -
There is a mysterious crime spree going on at IKEA
The cops are having a hard time putting all the pieces together9 -
What people never get angry.....??
Nomads5 -
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer ....
The space bar
Amirite @JustReadTheInstructions4 -
Skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer and a mop".6
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Patient: "Doctor, i can't stop singing Tom Jones songs"
Doctor: "it's not unusual..."1 -
Me: 'That bird nearly flew into us."
Dad: ' It was a crows encounter of the bird kind.'1 -
my wife told me "don't get upset if someone calles you fat"
"you're much bigger then that"3 -
Did you hear about that circus fire?...
It was in tents.
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A Proton walks into a bar.
He ask the bar tender “how much for a drink?”
The bar tender replies “for you, no charge” 😉2 -
hannahland18 wrote: »A Proton walks into a bar.
He ask the bar tender “how much for a drink?”
The bar tender replies “for you, no charge” 😉
You have me. Though maybe a neutron?6 -
My wife caught me cross dressing and told me it was over.
So i packed up all of her clothes and left5 -
Why did the peanut have a black eye?
He was a salted peanut......5 -
^ took me a while to get that one.
I went to the zoo recently. It was rubbish - it only had one animal, a small dog.
It was a Shih Tzu.5 -
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing,
he just let out a little w(h)ine.
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