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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,915 Member
    Sit directly across from the adductor machine and stare at it for 30 minutes.

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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    for no reason whatsoever, surprise your girl by taking her out to a fancy dinner. let her buy whatever she wants on the menu. be extra affectionate

    but then surprise her again, by commenting that you think its "really hot that the redhead over at the other table is eating that salad, like she probably works out a LOT too, man do you see that guy she's with though? like i'm way better looking than that guy don't you think babe"

    it's super important to eat healthy and stay active- your S.O will love that you reminded her of this with such a teachable moment

    I'm think timing is important here, you either say this after she's eaten her large, rich carby and fat laden dinner and is finishing a decadent dessert...so she can really think about her choices! Or before she orders...then you'll save money!

    Definitely afterwards, she'll be so thankful she'll offer to pay
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    If you’re upset at your SO and you want to prove a point, surprise them by not showing up to their next family function. The time alone with their parents and siblings will be much appreciated.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Icy-Hot is helpful with pulled groin muscles before a run.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    if something good happens to your SO and they are all happy, u need to get them down off their high horse by bringing up past arguments or sad memories. then once they are sad again do something sweet/affectionate to cheer them so they know *you* are the true key to their happiness <3

    😜🤘😂😂
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    You can figure out if a fence is boring or if it's electric by peeing on it
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    You can figure out if a fence is boring or if it's electric by peeing on it

    Blammo makes a game to practice that.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if she says "its fine, do whatever you want", then you really should
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    She smiled at you and called you "honey". You should definitely break up your family for that. She wants you for sure.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    Girls love when you order for them.

    "The lady will have...."
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    if mad at your SO, let them know in subtle ways like leaving them on read for a few hours before responding while posting quotes on your IG like “i’ll be stronger next time” or “she overcame everything meant to destroy her”

    Quit giving away my secrets
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,915 Member
    When at the zoo, ignore the fence warnings. Getting close up is much more important, especially at the lion and bear exhibits.

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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,216 Member
    To save time in the mornings....when you open a fresh box of cereal, pour the milk directly into the box. You’ll save time each and every morning until the box is gone. You’re welcome.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,216 Member
    Speaking of saving time...ignore the tag on your hairdryer. It’s perfectly fine to dry your hair while in the bathtub. Companies have to put those silly warnings on things for imbeciles who drop things easily.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited November 2019
    Your boss doesn't want to know about your problems, they'd rather you just not show up than notify them you will not make it in

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