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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
    when you can just "good morning beautiful! ;) " her instead?

    she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
    when you can just "good morning beautiful! ;) " her instead?

    she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home

    Is this a bad text to receive!? :'(
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
    when you can just "good morning beautiful! ;) " her instead?

    she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home

    Is this a bad text to receive!? :'(

    Not at all, you’ve been such a good friend to me, bestie.

    Am I doing this right?
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
    when you can just "good morning beautiful! ;) " her instead?

    she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home

    Is this a bad text to receive!? :'(

    Not at all, you’ve been such a good friend to me, bestie.

    Am I doing this right?

    Aaawww. You forgot to tell me I'm beautiful
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    why bother sending her a sincere "hey i was just thinking about you and i hope you have a great day today" text-
    when you can just "good morning beautiful! ;) " her instead?

    she needs to understand that you really think she's beautiful and the winky face really drives it home

    Is this a bad text to receive!? :'(

    Not at all, you’ve been such a good friend to me, bestie.

    Am I doing this right?

    Aaawww. You forgot to tell me I'm beautiful

    Good morning, Beautiful! 😘
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,038 Member
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    Rack up as many “friends” on here or wherever as you possibly can! QUANTITY over QUALITY people. Get your priorities straight!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,527 Member
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    renydo2 wrote: »
    no it's ok - this rope will hold you
    :D

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,527 Member
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    Always tell the biggest guy in the gym that he's still too small.

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,527 Member
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    Sit directly across from the adductor machine and stare at it for 30 minutes.

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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    for no reason whatsoever, surprise your girl by taking her out to a fancy dinner. let her buy whatever she wants on the menu. be extra affectionate

    but then surprise her again, by commenting that you think its "really hot that the redhead over at the other table is eating that salad, like she probably works out a LOT too, man do you see that guy she's with though? like i'm way better looking than that guy don't you think babe"

    it's super important to eat healthy and stay active- your S.O will love that you reminded her of this with such a teachable moment

    I'm think timing is important here, you either say this after she's eaten her large, rich carby and fat laden dinner and is finishing a decadent dessert...so she can really think about her choices! Or before she orders...then you'll save money!

    Definitely afterwards, she'll be so thankful she'll offer to pay
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
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    If you’re upset at your SO and you want to prove a point, surprise them by not showing up to their next family function. The time alone with their parents and siblings will be much appreciated.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Icy-Hot is helpful with pulled groin muscles before a run.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    if something good happens to your SO and they are all happy, u need to get them down off their high horse by bringing up past arguments or sad memories. then once they are sad again do something sweet/affectionate to cheer them so they know *you* are the true key to their happiness <3

    😜🤘😂😂
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    You can figure out if a fence is boring or if it's electric by peeing on it

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