The Bad Advice Thread
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if you’ve decided you’re just not that into her, don’t stress yourself by telling her outright; just start dropping a lot of hints instead.
like next time she sends you a selfie maybe just tell her “you have a really nice smile.” or maybe mention how “it’s great how confident you are!”3 -
When you SO ask, tell them it's not the jeans making their butt look big.
They'll appreciate the honesty. Trust me!0 -
For all the rubbish presents you got keep the wrapping and the gift tag. Re-wrap them and just cross out and change the 'from and 'to' so you can give it back to them next year.1
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Low carb diets.2
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See that banana peel there? Step on it..1
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I’ll watch your baby 😂😂😂0
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That ain’t nothin, watch this..1
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Lift with your back. Quick twisting jerking motion when picking up heavy things0
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Of course you should buy that box of 100 hats that have " Patriots Superbowl Champions 2020" embroided on them, they're a bargain.👌0
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When the IRS calls you telling you you’re going to jail. LISTEN TO THEM. No matter what. Going to Target and buying iTunes Gifts cards for them is a small price to pay for your freedom. It’s awesome that they are willing to work with you on this “very serious matter”. If you don’t remember not paying your taxes, you’re wrong. They know more. Pay them already.1
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if you tell her “stop being so dramatic”, she’ll calm down immediately4
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If you are unsure where you want to eat, ask your girlfriend. She will know.1
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A good relationship is based on brutal, unmerciful honesty. Always say exactly what you are thinking and you can’t go wrong.3
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You should always pull someone’s finger when asked.3
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Brahma bulls like it when you kick them in the sack from behind. Friends for life afterwards.2
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This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.6
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This ones for the ladies...listen up. It’s essential that you plan the future for you and your potential mate. And discuss it on your first date. He’s gonna think you’re a real go-getter when he hears the details you’ve planned for your wedding, marriage, children, home, vacations, retirement etc. etc. etc. Get to work. And you’re welcome.
Before or after you jump in bed? Because you know he's gonna want to get started on those plans right away.2 -
Just the tip ALWAYS means JUST the tip.2
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Plan family get togethers during football games. Your boyfriend or husband will appreciate family time over man time. Who needs to see a touch down when you can touch the hearts of the ones you love.5
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isalsayourface123 wrote: »Plan family get togethers during football games. Your boyfriend or husband will appreciate family time over man time. Who needs to see a touch down when you can touch the hearts of the ones you love.
You care so *kitten* much.0
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