We broke up because...
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Wouldnt let me tie her to the tracks1
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I heard his ex died under mysterious circumstances... I was getting scared.1
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Never mentioned having plaster casts of each of her ex lovers peens. Walking into that closet was like being in an Iron Maiden. 😑1
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Callousedthoughts wrote: »Never mentioned having plaster casts of each of her ex lovers peens. Walking into that closet was like being in an Iron Maiden. 😑
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He was jealous of my collection, so he left.0 -
When she slapped on the hot plaster, I was outta there.0
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Oh I can't even.........she knows 🥴0
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She couldn't read my mind 😈0
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She didn't save me from jos basement.. left me to decay0
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Bridge_marie wrote: »She has a weird smell coming from her basement. 🤣
She promised not to touch.. She lied, her fingerprints were all over my basement1 -
Bridge_marie wrote: »There were lots of men and leather down there. 😳🤣
I knew it.. you had been down there.
Broke 2 of my toys, found them sobbing and scared
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Bridge_marie wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Bridge_marie wrote: »There were lots of men and leather down there. 😳🤣
I knew it.. you had been down there.
Broke 2 of my toys, found them sobbing and scared
Well one looked like Luke Bryan, and the other Henry Cavill. Can you blame me?! 🤤🤣
I'll allow it, good point 😆0 -
She gave the Luke lookalike to @Bridge_marie instead of to me!0
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She was a Country Bumpkin 🤠😉0
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Called me fuzzy loveylumpkins but in baby speak, like fuzzywuvvywumkins. It was too much for me.0
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Come back to me my lil fuzzy loveylumpkins🤗😆1
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Lil? LIL?
She called me lil.1 -
I wasn't big enough for her.0
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She had a complex about her height so she wore stilts. Man, her last girlfriend really did a number on her!!0
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