Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...
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A cheese sandwich walks into a bar....
Barman : "Sorry we don't serve food"..4 -
Does an Amish man rowboat his wife?3
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Why don't cows listen?
What ever you say goes in one ear and out the udder4 -
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminin side
So i wrecked the car while parking
Then i stopped ignoring her for no particulair reason1 -
Diarrhea is genetic. It runs in your jeans.1
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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?In case they get a hole in one
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?Sofishticated
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.That would be a big step forward
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?A satisfactory2 -
Sergeant to squaddie: I didn't see you today at camouflage training
Squaddie to sergeant: Thank you, sir!2 -
What did the grape say when the Elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
My dad loved telling this joke till the end. 😂3 -
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.2 -
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