Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...

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  • A cheese sandwich walks into a bar....

    Barman : "Sorry we don't serve food"..
  • piggy_smalls
    piggy_smalls Posts: 1,019 Member
    Does an Amish man rowboat his wife?
  • Bigjuicy2point0
    Bigjuicy2point0 Posts: 800 Member
    Why don't cows listen?

    What ever you say goes in one ear and out the udder
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 12,681 Member
    My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminin side
    So i wrecked the car while parking
    Then i stopped ignoring her for no particulair reason
  • drmwc
    drmwc Posts: 804 Member
    Diarrhea is genetic. It runs in your jeans.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 12,681 Member
    Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
    In case they get a hole in one


    What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
    Sofishticated


    My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
    That would be a big step forward


    What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
    A satisfactory
  • drmwc
    drmwc Posts: 804 Member
    Sergeant to squaddie: I didn't see you today at camouflage training
    Squaddie to sergeant: Thank you, sir!
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 6,431 Member
    What did the grape say when the Elephant stepped on it?


    Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

    My dad loved telling this joke till the end. 😂
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 12,681 Member
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  • AJ20011
    AJ20011 Posts: 18 Member
    What did the policeman say to his belly button?

    You're under a vest.
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 707 Member
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