Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • ladybuggnorris
    ladybuggnorris Posts: 276 Member
    Riding bike on a freshly graded road, against the wind, is a really good workout. That being said, does anyone know the calorie count for a mouth full of dust and bugs?
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
    raymax4 wrote: »
    Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts? I don't think we have those in Canada... Probably for the best. :(

    Two of my kids love pumpkin pie polymers. Two of my kids hate them. Mixed reviews, definitely.
    I saw A&W root beer and orange crush flavored poptarts, but my kids reported that their friends hate them, so we didn't buy them.

    How long are they keeping the trainee with you? Has it gotten easier?

    Easier, yes. It still bothers me, but she's doing well and tomorrow she will be with someone else then Wednesday thru Friday, of next week, she will be sitting alone and just coming to me with questions.
  • alexpn
    alexpn Posts: 59 Member
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:
  • ItsyBitsy246
    ItsyBitsy246 Posts: 307 Member
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    Ha! "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink" ~Bukowski
  • raymax4
    raymax4 Posts: 6,070 Member
    edited August 2016
    Riding bike on a freshly graded road, against the wind, is a really good workout. That being said, does anyone know the calorie count for a mouth full of dust and bugs?

    No, but I bet it is high in protein. :#
  • alexpn
    alexpn Posts: 59 Member
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    Ha! "Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink" ~Bukowski

    Exactly X

  • Italian_Buju
    Italian_Buju Posts: 8,030 Member
    Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts? I don't think we have those in Canada... Probably for the best. :(

    I am so sad we do not have them :cry:
  • raymax4
    raymax4 Posts: 6,070 Member
    raymax4 wrote: »
    Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts? I don't think we have those in Canada... Probably for the best. :(

    Two of my kids love pumpkin pie polymers. Two of my kids hate them. Mixed reviews, definitely.
    I saw A&W root beer and orange crush flavored poptarts, but my kids reported that their friends hate them, so we didn't buy them.

    How long are they keeping the trainee with you? Has it gotten easier?

    Easier, yes. It still bothers me, but she's doing well and tomorrow she will be with someone else then Wednesday thru Friday, of next week, she will be sitting alone and just coming to me with questions.

    Success!
  • raymax4
    raymax4 Posts: 6,070 Member
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:


    When you got to go you got to go!
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
    raymax4 wrote: »
    raymax4 wrote: »
    Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts? I don't think we have those in Canada... Probably for the best. :(

    Two of my kids love pumpkin pie polymers. Two of my kids hate them. Mixed reviews, definitely.
    I saw A&W root beer and orange crush flavored poptarts, but my kids reported that their friends hate them, so we didn't buy them.

    How long are they keeping the trainee with you? Has it gotten easier?

    Easier, yes. It still bothers me, but she's doing well and tomorrow she will be with someone else then Wednesday thru Friday, of next week, she will be sitting alone and just coming to me with questions.

    Success!

    She's making me a bit nuts today. We have to put notes in documenting what we did to solve problems and she wants me to dictate what she should say. Um, no, just write what you did...

    Also, I get bored watching her work.
  • MoHousdon
    MoHousdon Posts: 8,723 Member
    Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts? I don't think we have those in Canada... Probably for the best. :(

    Two of my kids love pumpkin pie polymers. Two of my kids hate them. Mixed reviews, definitely.
    I saw A&W root beer and orange crush flavored poptarts, but my kids reported that their friends hate them, so we didn't buy them.

    Hilarious typo/autocorrect. :laugh:
  • MoHousdon
    MoHousdon Posts: 8,723 Member
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    The one time littering paid off. :lol:
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    Confession - I've done this, only I used a discarded sock I found on the side of the road. Yep, the things you do when you're eight miles out!
  • MoHousdon
    MoHousdon Posts: 8,723 Member
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    Confession - I've done this, only I used a discarded sock I found on the side of the road. Yep, the things you do when you're eight miles out!

    OH MY GOSH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  • MissKalhan
    MissKalhan Posts: 2,282 Member
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    Confession - I've done this, only I used a discarded sock I found on the side of the road. Yep, the things you do when you're eight miles out!

    OH MY GOSH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I totally pick my routes that have toilets not far from them because of this issue, I've been here!
  • MissKalhan
    MissKalhan Posts: 2,282 Member
    Confession: TOM started yesterday and I ate the WORLD. No regrets!
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    MissKalhan wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    Confession - I've done this, only I used a discarded sock I found on the side of the road. Yep, the things you do when you're eight miles out!

    OH MY GOSH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I totally pick my routes that have toilets not far from them because of this issue, I've been here!

    Not an option when you live out in farm country...
  • MissKalhan
    MissKalhan Posts: 2,282 Member
    MissKalhan wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    Confession - I've done this, only I used a discarded sock I found on the side of the road. Yep, the things you do when you're eight miles out!

    OH MY GOSH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I totally pick my routes that have toilets not far from them because of this issue, I've been here!

    Not an option when you live out in farm country...

    Lol touche, I am spoiled as hell with my routes. :)
  • alexpn
    alexpn Posts: 59 Member
    Running and poo-ing looks like it could hold its own as a separate thread!
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    MissKalhan wrote: »
    MissKalhan wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    Confession - I've done this, only I used a discarded sock I found on the side of the road. Yep, the things you do when you're eight miles out!

    OH MY GOSH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I totally pick my routes that have toilets not far from them because of this issue, I've been here!

    Not an option when you live out in farm country...

    Lol touche, I am spoiled as heck with my routes. :)

    Fixed that for you...
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    Confession - I've done this, only I used a discarded sock I found on the side of the road. Yep, the things you do when you're eight miles out!

    OH MY GOSH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    Confession - I've done this, only I used a discarded sock I found on the side of the road. Yep, the things you do when you're eight miles out!

    OH MY GOSH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    MissKalhan wrote: »
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    Confession - I've done this, only I used a discarded sock I found on the side of the road. Yep, the things you do when you're eight miles out!

    OH MY GOSH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I totally pick my routes that have toilets not far from them because of this issue, I've been here!
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    Confession - I've done this, only I used a discarded sock I found on the side of the road. Yep, the things you do when you're eight miles out!

    OH MY GOSH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I have actually never had this happen to me in all my running thank goodness. The only time I came close was the Seattle Marathon because I ate pasta and drank too much the night before. Word to the wise running a marathon hung over is not fun.

    I never eat pasta the night before a race or drink for a week before because of this....

    But luckily marathons have lots of porta potties.
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    Pumpkin Pie Pop Tarts? I don't think we have those in Canada... Probably for the best. :(

    Two of my kids love pumpkin pie polymers. Two of my kids hate them. Mixed reviews, definitely.
    I saw A&W root beer and orange crush flavored poptarts, but my kids reported that their friends hate them, so we didn't buy them.

    Hilarious typo/autocorrect. :laugh:

    And I didn't catch it. Augh!!!
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    alexpn wrote: »
    Running and poo-ing looks like it could hold its own as a separate thread!

    If I remember correctly, there are old threads out there with that exact topic.
  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    MoHousdon wrote: »
    alexpn wrote: »
    Here's a confession to end all confessions with fitness and exercise.....

    A few years ago, when I was out running between some fields and dirt tracks, I really badly needed to take a Number 2, and was at the point where I had to stop there and then to do it.

    As I was running without any equipment, the only thing I could find to wipe my *kitten* was someone's discarded McDonalds Burger Wrapper on the side of the path.

    Sorry everyone! Have a good day :smiley:

    Confession - I've done this, only I used a discarded sock I found on the side of the road. Yep, the things you do when you're eight miles out!

    OH MY GOSH!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    AHAHAHAHAHA!

    @quiksylver296 you win!
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
    It's my FRIDAY!!! Four-day weekend!

    @Oberon21, my plan is to continue the #soberdays streak through camping... We'll see!

    Mine too! Have fun!
  • MissKalhan
    MissKalhan Posts: 2,282 Member
    My will to work today is very very low. Someone find me something to do?
    Kkkthnx
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
    MissKalhan wrote: »
    My will to work today is very very low. Someone find me something to do?
    Kkkthnx

    Can't help you, because I'm in the same boat. I wore jeans and Wonder Woman converse to work and I'm going to "rearrange" the empty offices to get them ready for the new hires. "Rearrange" is a synonym for "screw off."

    Personally, I think you want to show off your muscles while moving furniture...
  • MelissaPhippsFeagins
    MelissaPhippsFeagins Posts: 8,063 Member
    I confess that I ate a package of Reese's minis for lunch. IIFYM and I have been low on carbs all week.