What irks you today?

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  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,735 Member
    My home internet was out all night last night and this morning and I called the cable company from work today. They're sending someone out this afternoon and you just KNOW it'll be working before they get there.

    So I'm pre-irked. :)
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    My home internet was out all night last night and this morning and I called the cable company from work today. They're sending someone out this afternoon and you just KNOW it'll be working before they get there.

    So I'm pre-irked. :)

    always good to be prepared.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    Why can’t Target just sell a real slip n slide instead of the *kitten* piece of *kitten*? It doesn’t even have real hose connectors. Just a rubbery piece that the hose kind of fits inside. Not even a real hose port thing. And it’s not spraying out at all. Get your *kitten* together Target. 🙄


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    And now he’s using a sprinkler from the freaking dollar store my dad let him get and it’s actually working. Go figure.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Why can’t Target just sell a real slip n slide instead of the *kitten* piece of *kitten*? It doesn’t even have real hose connectors. Just a rubbery piece that the hose kind of fits inside. Not even a real hose port thing. And it’s not spraying out at all. Get your *kitten* together Target. 🙄


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    And now he’s using a sprinkler from the freaking dollar store my dad let him get and it’s actually working. Go figure.

    clear plastic drop cover from the hardware store and some baby oil usually works pretty good in tandem with that sprinkler

    😂brilliant!
  • mistwitch
    mistwitch Posts: 184 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Why can’t Target just sell a real slip n slide instead of the *kitten* piece of *kitten*? It doesn’t even have real hose connectors. Just a rubbery piece that the hose kind of fits inside. Not even a real hose port thing. And it’s not spraying out at all. Get your *kitten* together Target. 🙄


    zlf4zb6j9k5w.jpeg

    And now he’s using a sprinkler from the freaking dollar store my dad let him get and it’s actually working. Go figure.

    clear plastic drop cover from the hardware store and some baby oil usually works pretty good in tandem with that sprinkler

    I like when you think creatively
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,127 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Why can’t Target just sell a real slip n slide instead of the *kitten* piece of *kitten*? It doesn’t even have real hose connectors. Just a rubbery piece that the hose kind of fits inside. Not even a real hose port thing. And it’s not spraying out at all. Get your *kitten* together Target. 🙄


    zlf4zb6j9k5w.jpeg

    And now he’s using a sprinkler from the freaking dollar store my dad let him get and it’s actually working. Go figure.

    clear plastic drop cover from the hardware store and some baby oil usually works pretty good in tandem with that sprinkler

    You beat me to it - although we used dish soap 😂-
  • cowsfan12 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Why can’t Target just sell a real slip n slide instead of the *kitten* piece of *kitten*? It doesn’t even have real hose connectors. Just a rubbery piece that the hose kind of fits inside. Not even a real hose port thing. And it’s not spraying out at all. Get your *kitten* together Target. 🙄


    zlf4zb6j9k5w.jpeg

    And now he’s using a sprinkler from the freaking dollar store my dad let him get and it’s actually working. Go figure.

    clear plastic drop cover from the hardware store and some baby oil usually works pretty good in tandem with that sprinkler

    You beat me to it - although we used dish soap 😂-

    That's actually smarter since you're doing a load of laundry at the same time!
  • Today and every day, that first burst of hot AF air when you open your car door to go to lunch.
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,127 Member
    Today and every day, that first burst of hot AF air when you open your car door to go to lunch.

    Man I love that - I fell like this when I walk outside

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  • cowsfan12 wrote: »
    Today and every day, that first burst of hot AF air when you open your car door to go to lunch.

    Man I love that - I fell like this when I walk outside

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    It's a dry heat out there though
  • JessD9031
    JessD9031 Posts: 581 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Why can’t Target just sell a real slip n slide instead of the *kitten* piece of *kitten*? It doesn’t even have real hose connectors. Just a rubbery piece that the hose kind of fits inside. Not even a real hose port thing. And it’s not spraying out at all. Get your *kitten* together Target. 🙄


    zlf4zb6j9k5w.jpeg

    And now he’s using a sprinkler from the freaking dollar store my dad let him get and it’s actually working. Go figure.

    A big blue tarp and a garden sprinkler is 100% better anyway....
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,735 Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    glassyo wrote: »
    My home internet was out all night last night and this morning and I called the cable company from work today. They're sending someone out this afternoon and you just KNOW it'll be working before they get there.

    So I'm pre-irked. :)

    always good to be prepared.

    True! I think it irks me more it's going to probably interfere with my exercise schedule which I'm probably a little...dysfunctional about. I likes me food so try to wring every last calorie burn I can out of my non existent life.

    And Target! Why don't they have actual sales on food instead of only sale prices on groceries with same day shipping!
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Why can’t Target just sell a real slip n slide instead of the *kitten* piece of *kitten*? It doesn’t even have real hose connectors. Just a rubbery piece that the hose kind of fits inside. Not even a real hose port thing. And it’s not spraying out at all. Get your *kitten* together Target. 🙄


    zlf4zb6j9k5w.jpeg

    And now he’s using a sprinkler from the freaking dollar store my dad let him get and it’s actually working. Go figure.

    I hate slip n slides.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 14,702 Member
    Famous women who contribute to stereotypes.
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  • JessD9031
    JessD9031 Posts: 581 Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    That I’m a control freak with very little control over anything in my life 🤠

    FWIW, I'm a fixer and a problem solver... but I'm more broken than anyone I know.

    I am sorry for the Facebook post earlier in this thread. It was a joke and I was messing with you like I do with all my friends. I had no intention of hurting anyone's feelings. I can't imagine that it called for a warning, but whatever.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    JessD9031 wrote: »
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    That I’m a control freak with very little control over anything in my life 🤠

    FWIW, I'm a fixer and a problem solver... but I'm more broken than anyone I know.

    I am sorry for the Facebook post earlier in this thread. It was a joke and I was messing with you like I do with all my friends. I had no intention of hurting anyone's feelings. I can't imagine that it called for a warning, but whatever.

    All good, no worries.

    So many little toesies to worry about, though.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    edited July 2021
    cmsienk wrote: »
    Getting the run-around when I'm trying to get a problem resolved.
    THE ONLINE CHAT BOT: "You can solve this problem by dialing 555-xxx-xxxx."
    THE AUTOMATED VOICE THAT ANSWERS THAT NUMBER: "For an answer to your question, please go to www.whereyoujustwere."
    :| (where's the exploding head emoji when you need it?)
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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Why can’t Target just sell a real slip n slide instead of the *kitten* piece of *kitten*? It doesn’t even have real hose connectors. Just a rubbery piece that the hose kind of fits inside. Not even a real hose port thing. And it’s not spraying out at all. Get your *kitten* together Target. 🙄


    zlf4zb6j9k5w.jpeg

    And now he’s using a sprinkler from the freaking dollar store my dad let him get and it’s actually working. Go figure.

    I hate slip n slides.

    I’ve been telling them no all summer. I’m not a worrier over my kids getting physically hurt all the time but the slip n slide just seems bad. Hurl yourself onto the hard ground repeatedly? My kids normally do that without trying.
  • MargaretYakoda
    MargaretYakoda Posts: 2,986 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Uncoordinated ppl..

    That’s me. I’m the uncoordinated people!
    🙋🏼‍♀️
    🤕
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Why can’t Target just sell a real slip n slide instead of the *kitten* piece of *kitten*? It doesn’t even have real hose connectors. Just a rubbery piece that the hose kind of fits inside. Not even a real hose port thing. And it’s not spraying out at all. Get your *kitten* together Target. 🙄


    zlf4zb6j9k5w.jpeg

    And now he’s using a sprinkler from the freaking dollar store my dad let him get and it’s actually working. Go figure.

    I hate slip n slides.

    I’ve been telling them no all summer. I’m not a worrier over my kids getting physically hurt all the time but the slip n slide just seems bad. Hurl yourself onto the hard ground repeatedly? My kids normally do that without trying.

    Hurt my back pretty bad on one as a kid
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    edited July 2021
    lx1x wrote: »
    Uncoordinated ppl..

    That’s me. I’m the uncoordinated people!
    🙋🏼‍♀️
    🤕

    Not that kind.. was about moving furnitures in the office earlier.. ppl got emails and waited last minute and/or have lame excuses.

    One guy that was moving have work laptop.. his complain.. "oh I have a conference" .. well pick up that laptop and use an empty room..
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  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Famous women who contribute to stereotypes.

    The list is so long 😭🤣
  • MargaretYakoda
    MargaretYakoda Posts: 2,986 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    lx1x wrote: »
    Uncoordinated ppl..

    That’s me. I’m the uncoordinated people!
    🙋🏼‍♀️
    🤕

    Not that kind.. was about moving furnitures in the office earlier.. ppl got emails and waited last minute and/or have lame excuses.

    One guy that was moving have work laptop.. his complain.. "oh I have a conference" .. well pick up that laptop and use an empty room..
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    Ooof…. Ya. Irksome indeed!
  • BlueGymnast
    BlueGymnast Posts: 8 Member
    tmanfive wrote: »
    Well, this was from yesterday and another thread but it belongs here…

    Dudes. Some of us like clean restrooms. This includes floors and walls around urinals.

    Pro tip… you can go from spray to stream with a simple and gentle north /south squeeze before opening the nozzle full throttle.

    If that doesn’t work for some reason give ol’ boy an gentle east / west tug.

    I don’t wanna stand in your piss and don’t appreciate seeing it everywhere around the porcelain.

    Pop a squat if you can’t hit the bullseye.

    Best post yet!! 🤣 👍