Women - Farting, Pooping, and more in front of men...
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I crop dust my coworkder daily and I poop twice a day on a good day. My boyfriend is highly aware of my pooping sessions. If the door is shut and locked stay away. I ♥ pooping. I feel "cleansed" afterwards.0
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Am I the only one who thinks it’s is ironic to call yourself a lady and then post on WWW a topic of this nature? Just wondering.
Even the way it was stated is far from lady like to me.
So.....since you are posting....are you not a lady?
:huh: What? Ummm…NO I posted in reference to the irony; I would not speak about the topic or repeat it in any other form on the WWW as a lady.
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We fart, on average, 20 times a day...
FINALLY. Something I'm better than average at!
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I crop dust my coworkder daily and I poop twice a day on a good day. My boyfriend is highly aware of my pooping sessions. If the door is shut and locked stay away. I ♥ pooping. I feel "cleansed" afterwards.
LMAO! Someone else who knows how to crop dust! I used to do that at work or play "phantom farter".0 -
I've been with the same wonderful man for about 4 years now, about three years ago I had excused myself to go to the bathroom, after about 30 seconds my man barged in proclaiming loudly, "Really!? We haven't gotten to the pooping with the door open stage yet?!" and stood their and watched the remained of the process. Since then we've also reached the borrowing eachother tooth brush, and the oh so charming, popping each others back pimples stage. He's my best friend first, lover second, and I wouldn't have it any other way. We have a wonderful, realistic romance.
Ummm. No. Lol... I love that you shared this... but no way in hell I'm popping pimples or sharing toothbrushes ... Thats just gross... bring on an *kitten* goblin ANY day.. over that stuff. LOL... But, I love your honesty
Hey, if you need a tooth brush you need a tooth brush - and really if you spend four years kissing I'm sure the mouths have been together enough that it makes no difference. Spit swapping isn't anything new right?
And really, if you can't ask your life partner to pop your pimples who can you ask?
In my opinion you ask NO ONE to pop your pimples. :ohwell: I guess that is just me! Yes we swap spit, tongues, and various other bodily fluids :blushing: ... but never tarter build up or morning breath! lol We did share a toothbrush once.... we just moved, and could only find ONE... But its not something I would like to repeat. I'd rather fart once or twice, giggle and call it a day. LOL
well if he can't reach into arbitrary places on his back, and he asks, I'm happy to oblige
I pop my partners pimples, on his face and back, it relaxes him, just grab a few cotton tips and pop away! It's kind of satisfying when you get a big one hahahha
Yes I know it's gross, but meh, life goes on.0 -
I wouldn't label a woman as relationship or non relationship material based on whether she farted in front of me.
This.
That being said, I value passion, trust, and comfort above all else in a relationship, and not letting myself go, or her not letting herself go, is antithetical to all of that for me. Does that mean I want her to go around farting constantly? No, because that's ridiculous. But if we only had one bathroom and I was in the shower and she had to poop and went ahead with it, would I call that "letting herself go"? Absolutely not. That's just being comfortable.
I beg to differ - that would most definitely be letting yourself go!
Eww @ someone taking a dump while you shower. I would feel like I smell like crap all day!
Unless she's got some severe diarrhea I'm sure she can hold it. That being said, I've never farted or pooped in front of a man. Not even my brothers too. I have burped though but probably accidentally and definitely not at the dinner table.0 -
Everyone farts and poops!! Everyone should accept that and I highly doubt your relationships are so fabulous because you don't fart or poop in front of him. Maybe it has to do with communication or dedication? Ya think? Sorry, I know it's rude, but I was a bit offended that apparently my relationship will fail if I don't act like a princess in front of him.
I couldn't agree with you more.
While I do agree that's childish to let one "rip" just to see who can get the biggest one i just gross...everybody farts. everybody poops. Heck, when I get bad heartburn I get really burpy. not something I enjoy but hey...that's life. If you can't do what comes natural to a living body in front of the person you love, I find that kinda sad. and if you think not doing it in front of them somehow makes things better, I beg to differ.0 -
I wouldn't label a woman as relationship or non relationship material based on whether she farted in front of me.
This.
That being said, I value passion, trust, and comfort above all else in a relationship, and not letting myself go, or her not letting herself go, is antithetical to all of that for me. Does that mean I want her to go around farting constantly? No, because that's ridiculous. But if we only had one bathroom and I was in the shower and she had to poop and went ahead with it, would I call that "letting herself go"? Absolutely not. That's just being comfortable.
I beg to differ - that would most definitely be letting yourself go!
Eww @ someone taking a dump while you shower. I would feel like I smell like crap all day!
Unless she's got some severe diarrhea I'm sure she can hold it. That being said, I've never farted or pooped in front of a man. Not even my brothers too. I have burped though but probably accidentally and definitely not at the dinner table.
actually, pooping while one is in the shower is the best kind of air freshener. Your body wash and shampoo/conditioner act as an airfreshener.0 -
I wouldn't label a woman as relationship or non relationship material based on whether she farted in front of me.
This.
That being said, I value passion, trust, and comfort above all else in a relationship, and not letting myself go, or her not letting herself go, is antithetical to all of that for me. Does that mean I want her to go around farting constantly? No, because that's ridiculous. But if we only had one bathroom and I was in the shower and she had to poop and went ahead with it, would I call that "letting herself go"? Absolutely not. That's just being comfortable.
I beg to differ - that would most definitely be letting yourself go!
Eww @ someone taking a dump while you shower. I would feel like I smell like crap all day!
Unless she's got some severe diarrhea I'm sure she can hold it. That being said, I've never farted or pooped in front of a man. Not even my brothers too. I have burped though but probably accidentally and definitely not at the dinner table.
actually, pooping while one is in the shower is the best kind of air freshener. Your body wash and shampoo/conditioner act as an airfreshener.
Pass. The last thing I want in a steamy shower is the smell of a steamy dump wafting in0 -
I just Dutch ovened my hubby. 0
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I just Dutch ovened my hubby.
I'm sure that gave him lots of wood.
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My friend was showering once and a friend came in and took a dump. No lies.....it was so bad my friend was throwing up in the shower.0
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If you're this paranoid over your husband hearing or smelling your farts, you better wish, hope, and pray that if you ever give birth that he is not in the room watching.0
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Finally! Someone has revealed the super top secret to a long lasting marriage.0
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Everyone farts and poops!! Everyone should accept that and I highly doubt your relationships are so fabulous because you don't fart or poop in front of him. Maybe it has to do with communication or dedication? Ya think? Sorry, I know it's rude, but I was a bit offended that apparently my relationship will fail if I don't act like a princess in front of him.
For real. I guess my 18 year relationship (14 years married) is going to end any day due to the fact that we go to the bathroom, shower, etc with the door open so we can talk to one another.
I used to think the OP and my husband was more offended when we were dating that I didn't feel comfortable enough around him to do those things.0 -
If you're this paranoid over your husband hearing or smelling your farts, you better wish, hope, and pray that if you ever give birth that he is not in the room watching.
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We had our son at home and my husband was the one that delivered him so yeah I fart, poop, and all that other "un lady like" stuff in front of him. He does not care one bit!! He has seen it all and let me tell you that it has never stopped him from wanting me. That is real love:) Farting or pooping in front of somebody wont make them not love you that is just crazy.0
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For those referring to this being a ladies are ladies issue, I'm still wondering why this isn't good manners for men too. Are you turned on when your man tells you that he has to go or farts in front of you? (I'm sure people are going to say, "Of course it's true for him too." Then don't be so sexist as to say it's a woman thing.)
And I don't think there's anything worse talking about this in front of "strange men" as in front of "strange women."0 -
:flowerforyou: Just dropped by to hang a New Air Freshner on the Thread!!
:drinker: Carry On!!0 -
I fart all the time around my fiancée lol he just never hears them or smells them i think he has allergies lmao....but if i have to do it..i have to do it... i am comfortable around him and he laughs when i burp because i try too hard to make it so loud and i fail lol0
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Are you F_cking kidding me??? It's part of life, and he/she should accept it that it's part of nature.0
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Wtf? Us women don't fart or poop.
STOP SPREADING THESE LIES!
My thoughts exactly LOL!!!0 -
Since my husband has watched me give birth THREE times...there isn't much he has not seen.
When my middle son was born, there were 14 people in the room...after that, modesty is gone.0 -
haha the first time me and my now current fiance ever stayed the night together i warned him "I'm probably going to fart on you in the middle of the night" lol and he replied with "girls dont fart!" my response .. "This girl does!!" lol0
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I bet the OP never thought this thread would reach a part 2 :laugh:0
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This thread is pretty schawesome!
There's a lot of real love going on here! I'm deeply entrenched in the "farting and pooping in front of someone you care about creates intimacy camp"...
There are also some VERY uptight people on this thread...0 -
:flowerforyou: Just dropped by to hang a New Air Freshner on the Thread!!
:drinker: Carry On!!
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I am a hardcore romantic at heart. My best friend always tells me that she's always struggling to find a good relationship, yet, I always seem to "fall in love" and have long lasting relationships and she can't figure out why. Why? I still believe in chivalry and a lady should be a lady.
She expressed to me just before leaving for France to accompany her boyfriend (whom she sees only 1-2 times a week...they do not live together) that she was terrified about having to actually live with a man for a week! Oh the horror!! lol!
I don't fart, poop, or let myself go when I'm living with or even just dating a man. Ok, yes, of course I have to "relieve" myself and use the ladies room, but I don't find it funny, let alone "hot", to fart or let my partner know I'm about to go take a *kitten*. With that said, my lover knows that I do all of the above, I just choose not to do them in is presence. AND I have made it clear that I will not let myself go. I think this attitude has made my current relationship probably the most romantic, sexiest, hottest, and trustworthy relationships I've ever had.
Your thoughts?
i refuse to potty if my hubby is in the room. he walks in and poops while im brushing my teeth or in the shower. i tried for 5 years not to fart in front of him.....but he thinks its hilarious to dutch oven me so the past two years (december will be 7 weve been together) ive taken to competing with him. at home, nevrer around compsny or in public.0 -
Well, my farts smell like vanilla cupcakes and I glisten. I surely don't sweat.0
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I am laughing out loud over here... I think farts are hysterical. Come on, is there a funnier sound in the world? I believe that joy should be shared! :bigsmile:0
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