Answer only with Simpson's quotes...

1246789

Replies

  • Lane1012
    Lane1012 Posts: 211 Member
    Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening.

    cue post superbowl .wav
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    He is now called Harry Porker.
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    "Hey there, I heard its your birthday, how old are you?"
    "Well I'm"
    "That's great! Would you like us to sing you a song?"
    "Hell no!"
    "You've got it, ready Senor Beaverotti?"
    "You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy or girl! "
  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
    Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.
  • nicky732
    nicky732 Posts: 11
    Homer: If you had a BBQ without any meat, they'd say "YO, GOOBER, WHERES THE MEAT??"
  • stepherzzzzz
    stepherzzzzz Posts: 469 Member
    Yvan eht nioj

    I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the night now lol
  • Lane1012
    Lane1012 Posts: 211 Member
    My mind is always open to new ideas ...... ONIONS!!! IN THE PEAS!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!?!!?!
  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
    Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"
    Mail guy: "Okay. What's your first name Mr Burns?"
    Homer: "I don't know"

    Homer: "Great plan Bart"
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    "Pair off as I draw your names. Lenny &...Carl"
    "Aw nuts, I mean...um..aw nuts"
  • fatboymax
    fatboymax Posts: 90
    ralph

    i saw principle skinner and mrs krobopple making babies and the baby looked at me

    apu

    that is the most disgusting smell i have ever smelled ... and i am from India
  • jaysonhijinx
    jaysonhijinx Posts: 663 Member
    Krusty: It wasn't my fault, it was the Percodan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain. And now a word from our new sponsor...
    Percodan?! Aw, crap!
  • HurricaneElaine
    HurricaneElaine Posts: 984 Member
    Mmmmm.. Forbidden donut... <drool>
  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Marge please, Marge? Marge please..............

    From. The first or second episode.
  • sissy56
    sissy56 Posts: 108 Member
    Lisa to teacher: I got an A++?
    Teacher (tasting paper): No, the second plus is Drambuie. I was grading during lunch.
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Willie the Groundskeeper: "Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender dogs!"
  • imadyer
    imadyer Posts: 145 Member
    Folk art? That's my favorite folk medium! -Homer
  • Naomi0222
    Naomi0222 Posts: 84
    Mr burns "SIMPSOOOOON"
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    No TV and no beer make Homer something, something
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • ubermensch13
    ubermensch13 Posts: 824 Member
    "Mr. Simpson, are you wearing a grocery bag?"

    "I have misplaced my pants"
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
    MARG: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
    HOMER: You say that so often that it's lost *all* meaning.
  • allegram
    allegram Posts: 117
    It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
    -Boy, you Scots sure are contentious folk.
    -You just made an enemy for life!
  • KayakAngel
    KayakAngel Posts: 397 Member
    For superbowl weekend, Homer:
    Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    Cletus: Is you one of my offspring?
    Bart: No sir.
    Cletus: Prove it.
    Bart: A, B, C, D, ----
    Cletus: Okay, Okay I believe you, Einsteen!
  • allegram
    allegram Posts: 117
    Homer [on the phone]: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!
  • littlepinkhearts
    littlepinkhearts Posts: 1,055 Member
    Homer [on the phone]: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!

    lmao
  • Richie2shoes
    Richie2shoes Posts: 411 Member
    Jebediah: A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

    Mrs Krabappel: Embiggens? I never heard that word before moving to Spingfield.
    Miss Hoover: I don't know why, it's a perfectly cromulent word.
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    Lionel Hutz: "Good for you son. If there's one thing the world needs, its more lawyers. Can you imagine a world without lawyers? "

    *imagines the world unified in harmony, shudders*
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    "Smithers, are they booing me?"
    "No sir, they're saying boourns, booourns"
    "Are you saying boo, or boourns?"
    "Boooooo"
    "I was saying boourns"
  • Mama_Jag
    Mama_Jag Posts: 474 Member
    Lionel Hutz: If you lived here, you'd be home by now.

Categories