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  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    “No beer and no TV makes Homer something something.”
  • jinjin8
    jinjin8 Posts: 220 Member
    “No beer and no TV makes Homer something something.”

    Go crazy? Don't mind if I do!
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    News: "Homer Simpsons sleeps in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers."
    Homer: "Hey, that's the half truth."
  • knightreader
    knightreader Posts: 813 Member
    hmmm, what is an eltdown?
  • samantha1242
    samantha1242 Posts: 816 Member
    I choo choo chooooseeee you. And there's a picture of a train on it!

    Look in the tunk. I think he means trunk.

    My doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there!

    Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    I choo choo chooooseeee you. And there's a picture of a train on it!

    Look in the tunk. I think he means trunk.

    My doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there!

    Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

    Ralph is a one kid goldmine of quotes haha
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    “No beer and no TV makes Homer something something.”

    Go crazy? Don't mind if I do!


    Gimme the bat Marge! Gimme the batbatbatbat!
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    hmmm, what is an eltdown?

    hahahaha
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    And they stayed on the island until they were saved by mmmm let's say moe
  • RoseAnneDent
    RoseAnneDent Posts: 3 Member
    Go banana!
  • tappae
    tappae Posts: 568 Member
    "It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, except with more cursing...We're gonna live like kings! Damn hell *kitten* kings!"
  • Mrder37
    Mrder37 Posts: 904
    No food no monkey butlers this islands a death hole
  • Songbird1104
    Songbird1104 Posts: 210 Member
    Homer: "Hey, how come nobody thanked me?"
    Lisa: "You didn't do anything!"
    Homer (dejectedly): "I like being thanked."
  • bitxbit
    bitxbit Posts: 1,465 Member
    AAGGGHHH! TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY NINE POUNDS!!! Ohh, I'm a blimp.
    Why are the good things so tasty?

    (Homer on the scales)
  • SunKissed1989
    SunKissed1989 Posts: 1,314 Member
    We start with pure milk chocolate...
    Add a layer of farm-fresh honey...
    Then we sprinkle on four kinds of sugar...
    And dip it in rich, creamery butter...
    -- The candy bar from hell, ``Bart's Friend Falls in Love'

    omg, I totally remember this one *drools*

    "Think of the children! Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!!!!!"
  • Richie2shoes
    Richie2shoes Posts: 412 Member
    Nobody *snuggles* with Max Power, Marge. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”
  • devastation77
    devastation77 Posts: 233
    "I wanna go to Mount Splashmore, take me take me take me NOW. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! Mount Splashmore take me there right now!"
  • HeidibooJB
    HeidibooJB Posts: 62 Member
    Een America, first you get da suger. Den you get de money. Den you get de power. Den you get de weemen.


    I used to rock and roll all night and party every day! Then it was every other day...now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

    Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger house.
    Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21.
    Marge: Won't that warp him?
    Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
    Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
    Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think her name is Mother Shabubu now.
  • xFamousLastWordsx
    xFamousLastWordsx Posts: 301 Member
    "Give us the money!"
    "Elmo knows where you live"

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