I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited June 2015
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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Granted. But you ACTIVELY resist snacking. In other words, you projectile vomit every time a snack is presented to you. And in a cruel twist, you must also expel it out the other end. Just as violently. You are NOT a hit at parties.

    I wish I didn't visualize that so easily.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You don't. now all you can picture is hairy midget porn.

    I wish I could be nicer to people.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Granted: you are so nice. Meh. Who likes nice = you are now polite & boring. Yawn.

    Wish: it was what I thought it was.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You don't. now all you can picture is hairy midget porn.

    I wish I could be nicer to people.

    Granted. But now you are overly nice. Like a dog in heat. You can't help but start humping the leg of any stranger who dares stand too close to you. You pant and drool while the humpees stand around politely trying to ignore you in the hopes that your owner will pull you off and splash some cold water on you.

    I wish you weren't nodding your head in agreement.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, she is now raging at you in disgust. (midget porn after all)

    I wish I could find someone to help me at work.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Gr...You have someone to help you at work...but they are so good at your job you are no longer needed...unemployment line for you..
    I wish...I had a maid and personal chef..
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    Granted but your personal maid is my is a real slob and your personal chef did time for murder.

    I wish I had a new car.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you have a new car but it's a left over Yugo from 25 years ago that was found sitting in a warehouse

    I wish I was rich
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    Granted you are rich but you have an evil wife that spends it all and make your life a living hell.

    I wish I had my 18 year old body back.
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    Granted but you also get your 18 yr old brain:)

    I wish I could play guitar like Stevie Ray Vaughn
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    Granted you can play guitar like Stevie Ray Vaughn but I broke your fingers for giving me my 18 yr old brain back.

    I wish I could eat anything without gaining.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you can eat anything you want without gaining but that persistent diarrhea is complicating your life

    I wish I didn't have to be at work today and could enjoy the beautiful weather
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Gr...you don't have to be at work today....you were fired this morning.....enjoy the weather ..

    I wish......I could meet all mfp friends

  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you can meet all of us but you will be so tired from all of that round the world travel that you will fall asleep while we all party.

    I wish I was out in Jo's kayak today
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Granted however it flipped over and now you are dead.

    I wish my air conditioner was working.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, your AC is working but now you can't get it to shut off, even at 50 in your bedroom

    I wish I had a months vacation to take off
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you have the time but now are mysteriously broke. Happy time off!

    I wish I had enough calories to have cake for lunch today.
  • SherrieTrifle
    SherrieTrifle Posts: 148 Member
    Granted, but the only cake on offer is made out of celery and tofu

    I wish for peace on earth
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    edited June 2015
    sweetandsassyred wrote: »
    Granted you can play guitar like Stevie Ray Vaughn but I broke your fingers for giving me my 18 yr old brain back.

    I wish I could eat anything without gaining.

    Vicious! :)

    Peace on Earth granted but the earth is contaminated, so now we all have to live on Mars :)

    I wish I had the energy I had when I was 20!




  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    Wish granted you have the energy you had when you were 20 but you have been turned into a slave and now have to use that energy to do hard physical labor.

    I wish I were not so vicious.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you are now so sweet and loving, caring and giving, however the IRS takes full advantage of you and you are now living in a box by the bridge....

    I wish we could have good weather all of the time
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
    Granted. However, your job relocates you to the one part of the world that gets all the bad weather all the time.

    I wish I hadn't wrecked my car yesterday.
  • WKenL
    WKenL Posts: 64 Member
    Granted. Instead, it's going to happen tomorrow. And you know it today. (No, you can't avoid it.)

    (Seriously, sorry about the car. That sucks.)

    I wish that I'd planted the garden this year instead of letting it get away from me.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you did plant a garden, all 50 acres of it -- too bad you have to work it all by hand....

    I wish I was rich....
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  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Starbucks it is. Some for everyone on your bill. Thank you!

    I wish I had done the grocery shopping last night and could just relax on the deck tonight.
  • aroc215
    aroc215 Posts: 26 Member
    Granted, sure you can relax, as long as you don't mind the thunderstorm

    I wish I could fly
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, you can fly, in fact your now a common house fly with a very limited life span - watch out for that bug zapper!

    I wish I felt better and well rested.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Gr...you feel better and well rested...Im not ruining that :*

    I wish...everyone i know to be free of worry and pain
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