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True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    Aww you guys are going to given me a swollen head. Thank you!

    It’s only fair they return the favor :smirk:

    Wait. What? "They"? Don't you mean "We"?

    I don’t have the proper anatomy :grimace:
  • MrSith
    MrSith Posts: 1,636 Member
    If life is a game, I will not win.
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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    edited March 2018
    Wow march has really beat the *kitten* out of me
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Wow march has really beat the *kitten* out of me

    It’s almost over boo
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Wow march has really beat the *kitten* out of me

    It’s almost over boo

    Avengers comes out next month so
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    MrSith wrote: »
    If life is a game, I will not win.

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    SuperOrganism2 wrote: »
    MrSith wrote: »
    If life is a game, I will not win.

    I think it's more of an adventure.

    I see it more as a practical joke.




    ..... a cruel and unforgiving one.
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    I confess I got a smidge drunk last night and ordered Dominos with triple cheese on it. And by a smidge drunk I mean, I passed out where the guy had to call me to wake me up at the door.

    I stayed up and ate the whole thing obviously but I had to put in an hour of cardio to calm the one down on the left side of my shoulder.
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
    projectbradley wrote: »
    I confess I got a smidge drunk last night and ordered Dominos with triple cheese on it. And by a smidge drunk I mean, I passed out where the guy had to call me to wake me up at the door.

    I stayed up and ate the whole thing obviously but I had to put in an hour of cardio to calm the one down on the left side of my shoulder.

    I drunk ate taco bell this weekend :'(o:)
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    Healthyhunny231567 wrote: »
    projectbradley wrote: »
    I confess I got a smidge drunk last night and ordered Dominos with triple cheese on it. And by a smidge drunk I mean, I passed out where the guy had to call me to wake me up at the door.

    I stayed up and ate the whole thing obviously but I had to put in an hour of cardio to calm the one down on the left side of my shoulder.

    I drunk ate taco bell this weekend :'(o:)

    But at the time it was soooo good yes? This was a first for me, if you ever get Dominos, I don't even know how much it was extra but get the triple cheese.
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  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
    projectbradley wrote: »
    Healthyhunny231567 wrote: »
    projectbradley wrote: »
    I confess I got a smidge drunk last night and ordered Dominos with triple cheese on it. And by a smidge drunk I mean, I passed out where the guy had to call me to wake me up at the door.

    I stayed up and ate the whole thing obviously but I had to put in an hour of cardio to calm the one down on the left side of my shoulder.

    I drunk ate taco bell this weekend :'(o:)

    But at the time it was soooo good yes? This was a first for me, if you ever get Dominos, I don't even know how much it was extra but get the triple cheese.

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  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Healthyhunny231567 wrote: »
    projectbradley wrote: »
    I confess I got a smidge drunk last night and ordered Dominos with triple cheese on it. And by a smidge drunk I mean, I passed out where the guy had to call me to wake me up at the door.

    I stayed up and ate the whole thing obviously but I had to put in an hour of cardio to calm the one down on the left side of my shoulder.

    I drunk ate taco bell this weekend :'(o:)

    Pfft you two, I eat like that without drinking.

    *sob*

    What was crazy was I looked at the mickey, and I had drank maybe, not even half?! I was just really hungry and tired I think and got pretty tipsy quick.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    projectbradley wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Healthyhunny231567 wrote: »
    projectbradley wrote: »
    I confess I got a smidge drunk last night and ordered Dominos with triple cheese on it. And by a smidge drunk I mean, I passed out where the guy had to call me to wake me up at the door.

    I stayed up and ate the whole thing obviously but I had to put in an hour of cardio to calm the one down on the left side of my shoulder.

    I drunk ate taco bell this weekend :'(o:)

    Pfft you two, I eat like that without drinking.

    *sob*

    What was crazy was I looked at the mickey, and I had drank maybe, not even half?! I was just really hungry and tired I think and got pretty tipsy quick.

    Sorry that was the roofie that I slipped in. It must have worked.
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    projectbradley wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Healthyhunny231567 wrote: »
    projectbradley wrote: »
    I confess I got a smidge drunk last night and ordered Dominos with triple cheese on it. And by a smidge drunk I mean, I passed out where the guy had to call me to wake me up at the door.

    I stayed up and ate the whole thing obviously but I had to put in an hour of cardio to calm the one down on the left side of my shoulder.

    I drunk ate taco bell this weekend :'(o:)

    Pfft you two, I eat like that without drinking.

    *sob*

    What was crazy was I looked at the mickey, and I had drank maybe, not even half?! I was just really hungry and tired I think and got pretty tipsy quick.

    Sorry that was the roofie that I slipped in. It must have worked.

    I had a really vulgar joke but I'm working with my therapist on being a better adult.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    projectbradley wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    projectbradley wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Healthyhunny231567 wrote: »
    projectbradley wrote: »
    I confess I got a smidge drunk last night and ordered Dominos with triple cheese on it. And by a smidge drunk I mean, I passed out where the guy had to call me to wake me up at the door.

    I stayed up and ate the whole thing obviously but I had to put in an hour of cardio to calm the one down on the left side of my shoulder.

    I drunk ate taco bell this weekend :'(o:)

    Pfft you two, I eat like that without drinking.

    *sob*

    What was crazy was I looked at the mickey, and I had drank maybe, not even half?! I was just really hungry and tired I think and got pretty tipsy quick.

    Sorry that was the roofie that I slipped in. It must have worked.

    I had a really vulgar joke but I'm working with my therapist on being a better adult.

    :# being a better adult is no fun!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    Woo hurts my feelings every time and confuses me because typically everything I post is brilliant

    Hugz

    I'll have 2 please :p
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    I’m going out in public wearing leggings. I’ve always worn a skirt or something over them but this time I’m not.

    1. Is this a midlife crisis?
    b. I feel naked
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m going out in public wearing leggings. I’ve always worn a skirt or something over them but this time I’m not.

    1. Is this a midlife crisis?
    b. I feel naked

    *cough* SELFIE THREAD *cough*

    ........ ahem.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m going out in public wearing leggings. I’ve always worn a skirt or something over them but this time I’m not.

    1. Is this a midlife crisis?
    b. I feel naked

    Are you wearing undergarments?

    *asking for a friend
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  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m going out in public wearing leggings. I’ve always worn a skirt or something over them but this time I’m not.

    1. Is this a midlife crisis?
    b. I feel naked

    Are you wearing undergarments?

    *asking for a friend

    ^I'm the friend she's asking for

    Probably unnecessary to admit that. Sort of defeats.. oh carry on.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Hahha! Y’all have my back.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited March 2018
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I’m going out in public wearing leggings. I’ve always worn a skirt or something over them but this time I’m not.

    1. Is this a midlife crisis?
    b. I feel naked

    Will you take a photo of yourself dipping a french fry in a milkshake?
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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