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Do you need a business partner?0
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Do you need a business partner?
How good are you with fluff? Cause now that we are on the topic, I need fluff in my program. You have fluffer potential.1 -
I've been told that I should place more weight on the bar then I can lift then place it on my neck and this will give me motivation to lift more!
Do you find this to be a true statement?0 -
How many potatoes do I have?
It's easier to ask about my inventory then to count it.0 -
This is both true in squats and bench press. Word to the wise though, if squatting, squat low (everyone knows this), but lift with a quick twisting jerking motion with your back. Do not use your legs.I've been told that I should place more weight on the bar then I can lift then place it on my neck and this will give me motivation to lift more!
Do you find this to be a true statement?
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Is it true that kicking someone's leg out while on the treadmill helps them with proper balance?0
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How many potatoes do I have?
It's easier to ask about my inventory then to count it.
I'm glad you asked. Get all your potatoes in a pile. Pick one up at a time, and then put it in a different pile. Start at 1 and raise the number by 1 each time you do that to all the potatoes going from the starting pile to the new pile. When the starting pile is gone, the number you end with is the number of potatoes you have.
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LiftingRiot wrote: »
How good are you with fluff? Cause now that we are on the topic, I need fluff in my program. You have fluffer potential.
Fluff is my specialty. You should see my IG posts. Marshmallow fluff. Fluffy pillows, fluffy cat (and in all fairness Whale is stress eating), i can even fluff your ego.0 -
Do you supply the Porn videos while on the Dreadmill?0
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LiftingRiot wrote: »
I'm glad you asked. Get all your potatoes in a pile. Pick one up at a time, and then put it in a different pile. Start at 1 and raise the number by 1 each time you do that to all the potatoes going from the starting pile to the new pile. When the starting pile is gone, the number you end with is the number of potatoes you have.
I have trouble counting to 1.0 -
I have trouble counting to 1.
I can help you. Pm me.0 -
I have trouble counting to 1.
I was once an Baseball umpire for 19.94 per hour I can rent you the counter! just click each time you move a potato from Pile SP to pile NP0 -
Is it true that kicking someone's leg out while on the treadmill helps them with proper balance?
Youre are mixing up your cat attributes sir. It doesn't help with balance but hones in on their cat like reflexes. Either the dodge the kick or get practice trying to land on their feet.2 -
I have trouble counting to 1.
this is the first time that blue ghost seemed sad in your pp. He usually looks mischievous to me2 -
How much iron could an ironchuck chuck if an ironchuck could chuck iron?0
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
I can help you. Pm me.
Way to go partner!!!1 -
Have you trained any athletes?0
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LiftingRiot wrote: »
Bruce Jenner. Heard of her?
Was the the Before or After Bruce?
Were you the coach who told him he was not tough enough to be a man?0 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »
Way to go partner!!!
Fist bump...and fluff. Another satisfied customer.1 -
Was the the Before or After Bruce?
Were you the coach who told him he was not tough enough to be a man?
I was the one that gave him the courage to be a woman.
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Am I going to win the lotto in my lifetime?
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LiftingRiot wrote: »
Can I get Penny's phone number. Ill see if I can help.
513-347-11110 -
What can you do for cankles?0
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Am I going to win the lotto in my lifetime?
Can you clarify? There are a lot of lottos out there. You already admitted to winning the D-bag lotto. You just won the trainer lotto with little old me. And I need to give a full physical exam to check your.... health to determine how long youll live and the odds youll win your desired lotto.2 -
513-347-1111
Not to be any trouble, but can I get an address too?1 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »
Not to be any trouble, but can I get an address too?
This is the number for LaRosa's Pizzeria in Ohio. They deliver.4 -
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »What can you do for cankles?
Get you pregnant. I hear that women sometimes retain water in the ankle area when that happens. Id be happy to help you get cankles.7 -
You're right, Ooo, perceptive one. I've already won the lotto. But just between you and me, I think I'm going to win a big one. Like the oil booms and those bumper stickers that I still see on pickup trucks. Just give me one more oil boom and this time, I promise not to pizzz it all away.
Texas Tea.
And then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
The Beverly Hillbillies
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