WOMEN AGES 50+ FOR NOVEMBER 2019

Star log date 11/6/19
We have brought aboard a strange being that we have named 'Lillybell' though upon further reflection this being may be the fabled Malwrath, destroyer of sleep, spoiler of diapers, miniature banshee, demander of cuddles, seeker of boobs. The being appeared pleasant almost sweet at first, yet as night sets in a mysterious transformation takes place. The being becomes more alert and enters a phase in which if not being held sends out a wailing alarm. We have had to post shifts of guards to attend this task but with a crew of two it is taxing on both the mind and body. I will update more later on our seemingly nocturnal new companion.


Star date 11/8/19
Much progress has been made with the small tyrant we brought on board 4 days ago. The introduction of a special "formula" combined with latching of the small creature to my partner's breasts seems to have sated the beast inside her substantially. After her size had dropped 14% it was decided to supplement the small ones diet with this "formula". The yield has been significant, not only does the small being seem better hydrated but she also seems calmer with less frequent screeches of displeasure. The combination has also seemed to make her sleep more which has been a great relief to the crew. Life seems to be finding a new more tolerant pattern already. More to follow with exciting adventures in laundry changes and diaper duty.


Stardate 11/9/19
Last night shots were fired as the small being made a retaliatory strike. While the crew thought all was going well the small being was devising a plot that would require all the crew to repair. At 3am as the change of guard and a feeding was to occur the obligatory checking of the drawers began. What was found was a mess that had breached not only the inner protective shielding but also the second decorative layer. I was forced to act quick and call in my partner for back up as I assessed the full extent of the breach. As I removed the inner most shielding the terror redoubled its effort as the small being expressed discontent by evacuating more foul. Back up arrived and swift action was taken, a special tool deemed C.H.U.C.K.S was laid down to contain further mess and the beast was stripped down. Wailing and flailing the small creature attempted to spread her foul further but we countered with a grand blow from the baby wipe. Many baby wipes were implicated to counter the full extent of the small ones devastating retaliation but my partner was able to whisk away the contaminated gear. As the dust settled and the clothes were rinced it seemed a tentative truce had been reached. Feeding was able to commence and as the changing of the guard occurred laundry was put on.
The crew has learned a valuable lesson and are now always on guard for a similar act of aggression, but in the end we celebrated a small victory in this new journey.