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  • LiftNRiotLiftNRiot Member Posts: 464 Member Member Posts: 464 Member
    Dont look both ways before crossing a street. You are wasting valuable time to get get to the other side. Trust your instincts and just go for it.
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Member Posts: 1,031 Member Member Posts: 1,031 Member
    Yes mr James Camron, you should get Celine Dion to sing the theme song for Titanic. Everyone would love it over and over and over and over and over and over and o er and over again!!!
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Member Posts: 1,031 Member Member Posts: 1,031 Member
    Yellow snow is a free lemon slushy
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Member Posts: 1,031 Member Member Posts: 1,031 Member
    Road signs/signals are just a suggestion and not a rule.
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 6,333 Member Member Posts: 6,333 Member
    if he's not responding to your texts, just go ahead and assume the absolute worst sis
  • MileysootMileysoot Member Posts: 23 Member Member Posts: 23 Member
    It’s true- she’s not hungry.
  • Mr_Healthy_HabitsMr_Healthy_Habits Member Posts: 10,618 Member Member Posts: 10,618 Member
    If she says she's fine... 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • Vikka_VVikka_V Member Posts: 8,876 Member Member Posts: 8,876 Member
    If your in an argument with someone, tell them to "JUST RELAX"
    ...they'll appreciate you looking out for their state of mind
  • Sunshine_And_SandSunshine_And_Sand Member Posts: 1,320 Member Member Posts: 1,320 Member
    Don’t snoop through your tween’s phone, and certainly don’t apply any parental controls. They deserve privacy; you probably can’t handle what you’d find there anyway so better to stay ignorant. Also parental controls may make them seem less cool than the other kids and that is definitely more important to their future than safety.
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 6,333 Member Member Posts: 6,333 Member
    ALWAYS tell her what a perfect angel she is and how she can do no wrong
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Member Posts: 2,049 Member Member Posts: 2,049 Member
    If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂
  • michaelroode1980michaelroode1980 Member Posts: 163 Member Member Posts: 163 Member
    drink 8 beers a night so you can have a good night sleep
  • nitaliebennitalieben Member, Premium Posts: 524 Member Member, Premium Posts: 524 Member
    More beer in the morning cures the hangover. They won't notice at work, you handle it like a pro.
  • michaelroode1980michaelroode1980 Member Posts: 163 Member Member Posts: 163 Member
    After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home
  • dallsop417dallsop417 Member Posts: 1,031 Member Member Posts: 1,031 Member
    If you talking about getting a divorce, try having a kid first to make things better
  • AriesFLAriesFL Member Posts: 810 Member Member Posts: 810 Member
    After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home

    Not before shotgunning three beers beforehand to celebrate a job well done
  • MelG7777MelG7777 Member Posts: 7,570 Member Member Posts: 7,570 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    If you talking about getting a divorce, try having a kid first to make things better

    And if you already have kids. Put them in the middle of it. And ask them for advice about the divorce.
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