The Bad Advice Thread

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  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂

    I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.

    What is love?
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂

    I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.

    What is love?

    “Baby don’t hurt me”
  • michaelroode
    michaelroode Posts: 173 Member
    Cut your toe nails at work on your desk. Its a great time saver
  • nitalieben
    nitalieben Posts: 683 Member
    Also, picking your nose at work is a show of dominance. Promotion guaranteed.
  • TheMrWobbly
    TheMrWobbly Posts: 2,542 Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂

    I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.

    What is love?

    “Baby don’t hurt me”

    Thank you @AriesFL I knew you wouldn't let me down 🙂
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    Set your work clocks back a couple of hours so you can leave early. Your boss would like you showing the initiative.
  • michaelroode
    michaelroode Posts: 173 Member
    If the person in HR is the opposite sex hit on that person a lot
  • nitalieben
    nitalieben Posts: 683 Member
    If the person in HR is the opposite sex hit on that person a lot

    Solid advice. Actually, as long as the work title says HR you should probably hit on them regardless of gender. That's how you secure pay raises and perks.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If you were really just bugging her, don't worry I'm pretty sure she would just tell you
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Eat big to get big
  • minimiss669
    minimiss669 Posts: 86 Member
    The longer you wait, the more she will regard you as a strong male figure.
  • Xiao_Ya_
    Xiao_Ya_ Posts: 495 Member
    Cut the lawn with scissors so you can get every blade even!
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    If you need a massage just make a voodoo doll of yourself and give it a back rub
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    she’ll text first just keep waiting a bit longer
    The longer you wait, the more she will regard you as a strong male figure.

    I knew it 😏
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    😂😂😂
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Just cut some jalapenos...go ahead and take those contacts out/put them in
    (done it)
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    If you accidentally send a porn link to someone, just send it to 10 other people and say it's a virus.

    These are more like life hacks and not bad advice.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
    Submit your beard selfie to a forum, tell everyone they are stupid and watch the world fall apart.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    J_NY_Z wrote: »
    Submit your beard selfie to a forum, tell everyone they are stupid and watch the world fall apart.

    Pardon me, I have to go do some beard stuff. . .
  • KevinWH87
    KevinWH87 Posts: 74 Member
    Subway helps you lose weight. So eat a ton of Subway sandwiches to lose a ton of weight.
  • michaelroode
    michaelroode Posts: 173 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417

    Always heat fish in the microwave at your work
  • nitalieben
    nitalieben Posts: 683 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417

    Always heat fish in the microwave at your work

    shhhhh! my director took that seriously. yuck!
  • dallsop417
    dallsop417 Posts: 1,031 Member
    dallsop417 wrote: »
    When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.

    Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417

    Always heat fish in the microwave at your work

    Sure 😂

    It’s not sexual harassment if there’s mistletoe
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    There is no such thing as bad advice!
  • Xiao_Ya_
    Xiao_Ya_ Posts: 495 Member
    Ignore your cat even when he scratches your arms, licks your fingers, sheds on you, and threatens you with violence (he wants to be brushed and doesn't take "busy" for an answer :D)