The Bad Advice Thread
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Buy1Get1Free wrote: »TheMrWobbly wrote: »If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂
I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.
What is love?1 -
TheMrWobbly wrote: »Buy1Get1Free wrote: »TheMrWobbly wrote: »If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂
I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.
What is love?
“Baby don’t hurt me”3 -
Cut your toe nails at work on your desk. Its a great time saver2
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Also, picking your nose at work is a show of dominance. Promotion guaranteed.3
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TheMrWobbly wrote: »Buy1Get1Free wrote: »TheMrWobbly wrote: »If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂
I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.
What is love?
“Baby don’t hurt me”
Thank you @AriesFL I knew you wouldn't let me down 🙂2 -
Set your work clocks back a couple of hours so you can leave early. Your boss would like you showing the initiative.3
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If the person in HR is the opposite sex hit on that person a lot1
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michaelroode1980 wrote: »If the person in HR is the opposite sex hit on that person a lot
Solid advice. Actually, as long as the work title says HR you should probably hit on them regardless of gender. That's how you secure pay raises and perks.4 -
If you see a bear but there’s no time to run away, you should hug it because bears can’t scratch their stomach.5
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If you were really just bugging her, don't worry I'm pretty sure she would just tell you1
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Eat big to get big2
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she’ll text first just keep waiting a bit longer6
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The longer you wait, the more she will regard you as a strong male figure.1
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Cut the lawn with scissors so you can get every blade even!1
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If you need a massage just make a voodoo doll of yourself and give it a back rub3
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she’ll text first just keep waiting a bit longerminimiss669 wrote: »The longer you wait, the more she will regard you as a strong male figure.
I knew it 😏2 -
When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.8
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dallsop417 wrote: »When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.
😂😂😂1 -
Shoot your self with small caliber bullets to build up an immunity to big bullets.7
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Your partner is trying to lose weight.... sabotage the hell out of them, they're only trying to lose weight so they can leave you and find someone else.5
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Just cut some jalapenos...go ahead and take those contacts out/put them in
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_Miss_chievous_ wrote: »If you accidentally send a porn link to someone, just send it to 10 other people and say it's a virus.
These are more like life hacks and not bad advice.1 -
Submit your beard selfie to a forum, tell everyone they are stupid and watch the world fall apart.3
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Subway helps you lose weight. So eat a ton of Subway sandwiches to lose a ton of weight.2
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dallsop417 wrote: »When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.
Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417
Always heat fish in the microwave at your work1 -
michaelroode1980 wrote: »dallsop417 wrote: »When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.
Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417
Always heat fish in the microwave at your work
shhhhh! my director took that seriously. yuck!1 -
michaelroode1980 wrote: »dallsop417 wrote: »When in a job interview, always ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is.
Can I use that one on my WhatsApp status please @dallsop417
Always heat fish in the microwave at your work
Sure 😂
It’s not sexual harassment if there’s mistletoe0 -
There is no such thing as bad advice!0
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Ignore your cat even when he scratches your arms, licks your fingers, sheds on you, and threatens you with violence (he wants to be brushed and doesn't take "busy" for an answer
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