Dad Jokes/Bad Jokes...

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  • sammidelvecchio
    sammidelvecchio Posts: 791 Member
    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

    Fo' drizzle
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,125 Member
    If you think Thursdays are depressing.. wait 2 days —- it will be a sadder day 😂
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    Why does Santa carry an umbrella?

    Because of the reign deer..
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    Oh you are afraid of giants?

    You must have fee fi pho -bia
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    Why did the fat guy go to the paint store ?

    He wanted to get thinner.
  • AngryViking1970
    AngryViking1970 Posts: 2,847 Member
    Why did the skeleton cross the road?

    To get to the body shop.
  • beastier
    beastier Posts: 1,908 Member
    The people in Dubai never watch the flinstones.
    But the people in Abu Dhabi do
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    Where does Captain Hook go for replacements??

    The Second Hands Shop
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,125 Member
    We need to uninstall 2020 and reinstall it ...

    The current version has a nasty virus
  • tinuz
    tinuz Posts: 1,117 Member
    No one in Antarctica has Covid-19.....

    thats because they're ice-o-lated
  • beastier
    beastier Posts: 1,908 Member
    tinuz wrote: »
    No one in Antarctica has Covid-19.....

    thats because they're ice-o-lated

    Jesus
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,125 Member
    Post Malone has cancelled his tour....

    He has now changed his name to PostPone Malone
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    A woman walked into a bakery, and asked the man behind the counter....

    "Is that a donut ? Or a meringue ?"

    (Might need to know Scottish slang to get this one!)
    *hint, instead of saying "am I wrong?", slang would sound like "am I wrang?"

    😂😂
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 3,125 Member
    I was wondering why I heard music coming from my printer ....

    Turns out the paper was jamming
  • renydo2
    renydo2 Posts: 2,147 Member
    What do frogs drink?

    Diet croak



    What does a mean chicken lay?

    Deviled eggs