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The people in Dubai never watch the flinstones.
But the people in Abu Dhabi do4 -
Where does Captain Hook go for replacements??
The Second Hands Shop1 -
We need to uninstall 2020 and reinstall it ...
The current version has a nasty virus3 -
No one in Antarctica has Covid-19.....
thats because they're ice-o-lated3 -
Post Malone has cancelled his tour....
He has now changed his name to PostPone Malone2 -
I was wondering why I heard music coming from my printer ....
Turns out the paper was jamming4 -
What do frogs drink?
Diet croak
What does a mean chicken lay?
Deviled eggs3 -
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I have a step ladder.
.... I never knew my real ladder.5 -
What car did Pavarotti drive?
The Nissan Dormer.2 -
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
The rabbit says: "I am pretty sure I am a typo."5 -
What do you wear that can be seen, but when you take it off it disappears?
Your weight1 -
I will build a tent with flashing lights in my garden this December.
Now is the winter of my disco tent.1 -
FeelinFooFoo wrote: »Why do squirrels swim on thier backs ?
To keep thier nuts dry 😊
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i got the flu shot last week and it made me artistic.3
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FeelinFooFoo wrote: »What did the cheese say to get the bear down from the tree ??
C'mon bear !
Being a fromager of some repute, I nearly disagreed with this. I thought cheddar of it. *kitten*! Look at what you've done to me. My career is over.2 -
What did the cheese say to get the bear down from the tree ??
"Bears really don't belong in trees. You should probably come down from there before you hurt yourself or someone else."
* I only associate with rational cheese.2 -
Today, I gave all of my dead batteries away. They were free of charge.5
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What do you call it when you drift in a Tesla?
The Electric Slide4
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