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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle4 -
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If you think Thursdays are depressing.. wait 2 days —- it will be a sadder day 😂3
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My girl was trying to Take-a-selfie in the shower but She didn’t look that good because it was all blurry.
Now she really has selfie steam issues..
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BREAKING NEWS ...
John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.
Apparently he had chills that were multiplying and they were electrifying6 -
Why does Santa carry an umbrella?
Because of the reign deer..3 -
Oh you are afraid of giants?
You must have fee fi pho -bia1 -
Why did the fat guy go to the paint store ?
He wanted to get thinner.2 -
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.1 -
The people in Dubai never watch the flinstones.
But the people in Abu Dhabi do4 -
Where does Captain Hook go for replacements??
The Second Hands Shop1 -
We need to uninstall 2020 and reinstall it ...
The current version has a nasty virus3 -
No one in Antarctica has Covid-19.....
thats because they're ice-o-lated3 -
Post Malone has cancelled his tour....
He has now changed his name to PostPone Malone2 -
A woman walked into a bakery, and asked the man behind the counter....
"Is that a donut ? Or a meringue ?"
(Might need to know Scottish slang to get this one!)
*hint, instead of saying "am I wrong?", slang would sound like "am I wrang?"
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I was wondering why I heard music coming from my printer ....
Turns out the paper was jamming4 -
What do frogs drink?
Diet croak
What does a mean chicken lay?
Deviled eggs3 -
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