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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you
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Motorsheen wrote: »[
wait
There's other occasions?
I thought flowers were only for apologies
.... and funerals
Sometimes I like to pretend all the flowers we get at the funeral home are for me3 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you
I second this.
Hi
I'm a fast learner.0 -
Flowers are for saying "hi" I'm thinking of you. Have a great day. Trips to tropical islands are for saying forget everything let's have fun.1
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Nitroalley2 wrote: »
Hi
I'm a fast learner.
Dear Applicant,
We appreciate your interest in LittleHearseDriver Inc. Unfortunately, you do not meet all of our expectations for the Test Driver position. Good luck and best wishes in your future endeavors.
Sincerely, S
CEO/ Founder of LHD, Inc.4 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
Dear Applicant,
We appreciate your interest in LittleHearseDriver Inc. Unfortunately, you do not meet all of our expectations for the Test Driver position. Good luck and best wishes in your future endeavors.
Sincerely, S
CEO/ Founder of LHD, Inc. [/quote]
..... story of my life0 -
wait what are we applying for??0
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Hi.
I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?0 -
Want to someone who enjoys a BIG personality and a SMAll ego.1
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happilybrad wrote: »Hi.
I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?
Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik1 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »Hi.
I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?
Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik
You had me at your username.0 -
happilybrad wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »Hi.
I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?
Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik
You had me at your username.
I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »Hi.
I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?
Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik
You had me at your username.
I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...
Pitched a tent just reading that.0 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »Nitroalley2 wrote: »
Hi
I'm a fast learner.
Dear Applicant,
We appreciate your interest in LittleHearseDriver Inc. Unfortunately, you do not meet all of our expectations for the Test Driver position. Good luck and best wishes in your future endeavors.
Sincerely, S
CEO/ Founder of LHD, Inc.
Dear madam,
I was dissappointed to not be considered for a test drive for the position. However if there is a waiting list please kindly add me. I am known for patience and persistence.
Yours in faith
God yes.
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happilybrad wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »Hi.
I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?
Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik
You had me at your username.
I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...
Pitched a tent just reading that.
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MrStabbems wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »Hi.
I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?
Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik
You had me at your username.
I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...
Pitched a tent just reading that.
Sure is a small tent though0 -
shortgirlsneedlovetoo wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »Hi.
I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?
Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik
You had me at your username.
I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...
Pitched a tent just reading that.
Sure is a small tent though
That was the joke my love.0 -
MrStabbems wrote: »shortgirlsneedlovetoo wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »happilybrad wrote: »Hi.
I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?
Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik
You had me at your username.
I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...
Pitched a tent just reading that.
Sure is a small tent though
That was the joke my love.
I was just saying to Brad I'd expect a 3 room tent perhaps @happilybrad0
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