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    • Posts: 4,984 Member
      MrStabbems wrote: »
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      lol are you leaking today?

      I've only bought flowers once, that was when I proposed. I had them in the room downstairs for the morning.

      That was a sweet gesture. Unless the proposal was an "I'm sorry" too?
    • Posts: 1,553 Member
      browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
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      I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you :lol:

      Do you think that is where the saying '*kitten* your brains out' come from.

      "Oh no, she's really mad, better *kitten* her brains out"

      Then she's like "oh my God, I think I was mad but I just don't know"
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    • Posts: 4,984 Member
      SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
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      Do you think that is where the saying '*kitten* your brains out' come from.

      "Oh no, she's really mad, better *kitten* her brains out"

      Then she's like "oh my God, I think I was mad but I just don't know"
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      Hey, great sex will make you forget your own name. I'm just sayin...
    • Posts: 1,553 Member
      edited May 2017
      browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
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      Hey, great sex will make you forget your own name. I'm just sayin...

      That's the excuse I use for not remembering their name too.
      Was so good I forgot your name :D

      ETA notice: this was a joke, just to clarify for the people that like to message me about their sensitivities
    • Posts: 4,984 Member
      SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
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      That's the excuse I use for not remembering their name too.
      Was so good I forgot your name :D

      ETA notice: this was a joke, just to clarify for the people that like to message me about their sensitivities

      I literally LOL'd at that. Just tell them "I forgot my own name, how the hell can I remember yours?" :lol:
    • Posts: 1,553 Member
      OutOfUserName wrote: »
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      well i feel awkward ignore my message then

      I'm sorry! I just can't take any more messages from you about your sensitive skin. I'm not an eczema expert man!
    • Posts: 20,508 Member
      lstrat115 wrote: »
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      Awwww. I could never ignore that. I think I have only gotten flowers once or twice that weren't birthday or apology flowers....

      wait

      There's other occasions?

      I thought flowers were only for apologies


      .... and funerals
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
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      browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
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      I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you :lol:

      Taking notes.
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
      Looking for big spoon. Must like alligators.

      I can provide at least a little fork.
      And I do need boots.
    • Posts: 2,677 Member
      browneyedgirl749 wrote: »

      I agree with this! I don't want flowers as an I'm sorry. You better cook me dinner and clean up the kitchen afterwards, followed by *kitten* me senseless making me forget why I was mad at you :lol:

      I second this.
    • Posts: 2,677 Member
      Motorsheen wrote: »
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      wait

      There's other occasions?

      I thought flowers were only for apologies

      .... and funerals

      Sometimes I like to pretend all the flowers we get at the funeral home are for me :D
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
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      I second this.

      Hi

      I'm a fast learner.
    • Posts: 193 Member
      Flowers are for saying "hi" I'm thinking of you. Have a great day. Trips to tropical islands are for saying forget everything let's have fun.
    • Posts: 2,677 Member
      edited May 2017
      Nitroalley2 wrote: »

      Hi

      I'm a fast learner.

      Dear Applicant,

      We appreciate your interest in LittleHearseDriver Inc. Unfortunately, you do not meet all of our expectations for the Test Driver position. Good luck and best wishes in your future endeavors.

      Sincerely, S
      CEO/ Founder of LHD, Inc.
    • Posts: 20,508 Member
      LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
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      Hi

      I'm a fast learner.

      Dear Applicant,

      We appreciate your interest in LittleHearseDriver Inc. Unfortunately, you do not meet all of our expectations for the Test Driver position. Good luck and best wishes in your future endeavors.

      Sincerely, S
      CEO/ Founder of LHD, Inc. [/quote]

      ..... story of my life
    • Posts: 3,109 Member
      edited May 2017
      wait what are we applying for??
    • Posts: 5,088 Member
      Hi.

      I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?
    • Posts: 168 Member
      Want to someone who enjoys a BIG personality and a SMAll ego.
    • Posts: 2,677 Member
      happilybrad wrote: »
      Hi.

      I'd like to take a ticket number and put my name on the list for an MFP girlfriend. Where do I fill out the paperwork?

      Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik
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    • Posts: 5,088 Member
      LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
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      Applications with recommendations can be sent to BigBootyJudy on Kik

      You had me at your username.
    • Posts: 3,109 Member
      happilybrad wrote: »
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      You had me at your username.

      I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...
    • Posts: 5,088 Member
      MrStabbems wrote: »
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      I find LittleHearseDriver more arousing if I'm honest...

      Pitched a tent just reading that.
    • Posts: 3,419 Member
      LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
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      Dear Applicant,

      We appreciate your interest in LittleHearseDriver Inc. Unfortunately, you do not meet all of our expectations for the Test Driver position. Good luck and best wishes in your future endeavors.

      Sincerely, S
      CEO/ Founder of LHD, Inc.

      Dear madam,

      I was dissappointed to not be considered for a test drive for the position. However if there is a waiting list please kindly add me. I am known for patience and persistence.

      Yours in faith

      God yes.

    • Posts: 3,109 Member
      happilybrad wrote: »
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      Pitched a tent just reading that.

      tent.jpg
    • Posts: 4,592 Member
      MrStabbems wrote: »
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      tent.jpg

      Sure is a small tent though
    • Posts: 3,109 Member
      shortgirlsneedlovetoo wrote: »
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      Sure is a small tent though

      That was the joke my love. :wink:
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    • Posts: 4,592 Member
      MrStabbems wrote: »
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      That was the joke my love. :wink:

      I was just saying to Brad I'd expect a 3 room tent perhaps @happilybrad
    • Posts: 4,592 Member
      kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
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      but its a big pole.

      And strong
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