The Bad Advice Thread
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"Only eat plant based protein because any other protein is fat-based, and your liver doesn't like fat."0
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If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
While also doing my advice above.
Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.
We would be great MFP match makers for users.
I’d be down for that.0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....
Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....
Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?
Maybe..... 😏
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This won't hurt a bit, mentally or physically. Just go for it.....0
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If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
While also doing my advice above.
Yaaaas! That’s what made me think of it. Goes together well.
We would be great MFP match makers for users.
I’d be down for that.
There's an old matchmaker thread somewhere that is actually quite funny0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....
Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?
Maybe..... 😏
Make sure to have the biggest object in the picture with your penis. Women love it.
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George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »If you “slide into her dm’s” here....use one of the following:
“How’s your fitness journey going”
“Tell me about yourself”
“Do you have Snapchat, Kik, etc etc, mfp is so spotty for messaging”
“How’s your sex life”
Preferably on the 1st or 2nd message.
My inbox tells me these are all canned greetings.....
Did you try the advice of @AriesFL ?
Maybe..... 😏
Make sure to have the biggest object in the picture with your penis. Women love it.
you mean like a thumb?3 -
As long as your thumb is bigger. Women will find that cute.0
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PS....are we getting banned for any of this? If so, it was all his👆idea.2
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I love this post.....brings a bit of good information to an otherwise dreary day1
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Clearly I said “him”. I don’t want to be an outright snitch and name names here (**cough**@AriesFL**cough*)George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »
Never....it was theoretical. Not about any person I’d ever associate with.0 -
Dont look both ways before crossing a street. You are wasting valuable time to get get to the other side. Trust your instincts and just go for it.3
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Yes mr James Camron, you should get Celine Dion to sing the theme song for Titanic. Everyone would love it over and over and over and over and over and over and o er and over again!!!1
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Yellow snow is a free lemon slushy2
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Road signs/signals are just a suggestion and not a rule.2
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if he's not responding to your texts, just go ahead and assume the absolute worst sis3
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