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    • Posts: 1,031 Member
      Yellow snow is a free lemon slushy
    • Posts: 1,031 Member
      Road signs/signals are just a suggestion and not a rule.
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      if he's not responding to your texts, just go ahead and assume the absolute worst sis
    • Posts: 23 Member
      It’s true- she’s not hungry.
    • Posts: 12,588 Member
      If she says she's fine... 🤷🏽‍♂️
    • Posts: 9,563 Member
      If your in an argument with someone, tell them to "JUST RELAX"
      ...they'll appreciate you looking out for their state of mind
    • Posts: 1,320 Member
      Don’t snoop through your tween’s phone, and certainly don’t apply any parental controls. They deserve privacy; you probably can’t handle what you’d find there anyway so better to stay ignorant. Also parental controls may make them seem less cool than the other kids and that is definitely more important to their future than safety.
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      ALWAYS tell her what a perfect angel she is and how she can do no wrong
    • Posts: 173 Member
      drink 8 beers a night so you can have a good night sleep
    • Posts: 683 Member
      More beer in the morning cures the hangover. They won't notice at work, you handle it like a pro.
    • Posts: 173 Member
      After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home
    • Posts: 1,031 Member
      If you talking about getting a divorce, try having a kid first to make things better
    • Posts: 810 Member
      michaelroode1980 wrote: »
      After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home

      Not before shotgunning three beers beforehand to celebrate a job well done
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    • Posts: 463 Member
      Buy1Get1Free wrote: »
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      I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.

      Im going to keep this in the bad advice column. Look, if you get it one argument, call a lawyer. Its over.
    • Posts: 3,120 Member
      If you are unhappy with the circumstances of your life, wait it out and hope for the best. Things always improve without effort.
    • Posts: 3,120 Member
      Make sure you let her know that she’s really pretty for a big girl and that looks don’t really matter to you anyway.
    • Posts: 791 Member
      Your gray leggings are cute, you should wear them to hot yoga.
    • Posts: 791 Member
      Men like funny women. Dutch oven him on your first sleepover.
    • Posts: 3,120 Member
      sammidelvecchio wrote: »
      Men like funny women. Dutch oven him on your first sleepover.

      This is how you weed out the unworthy
    • Posts: 8,714 Member
      wait until she's finally moving on and juuuuust starting a new relationship. then text her "wow i see how it is and here i was thinking you'd have my baby one day" then block her number
    • Posts: 463 Member
      Always go for that PR bench without a spotter. You dont want someone to see you fail. Better safe than sorry.
    • Posts: 1,031 Member
      MelG7777 wrote: »
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      You’re seriously giving great advice here. (Furiously scribbling notes.....)

      Was thinking the same when I read them.

      You don’t need to look both ways when crossing the road. It’s the drivers responsibility to be safe on the raid so they will always stop for you.

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