The Bad Advice Thread

Yellow snow is a free lemon slushy

Road signs/signals are just a suggestion and not a rule.

if he's not responding to your texts, just go ahead and assume the absolute worst sis

Mileysoot

It’s true- she’s not hungry.

Mr_Healthy_Habits

If she says she's fine... 🤷🏽‍♂️

Vikka_V

If your in an argument with someone, tell them to "JUST RELAX"
...they'll appreciate you looking out for their state of mind

Sunshine_And_Sand

Don’t snoop through your tween’s phone, and certainly don’t apply any parental controls. They deserve privacy; you probably can’t handle what you’d find there anyway so better to stay ignorant. Also parental controls may make them seem less cool than the other kids and that is definitely more important to their future than safety.

ALWAYS tell her what a perfect angel she is and how she can do no wrong

TheMrWobbly

If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂

michaelroode

drink 8 beers a night so you can have a good night sleep

nitalieben

More beer in the morning cures the hangover. They won't notice at work, you handle it like a pro.

michaelroode

After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home

If you talking about getting a divorce, try having a kid first to make things better

AriesFL

michaelroode1980 wrote: »

After handling it like a pro at work clime into your car and drive home

Not before shotgunning three beers beforehand to celebrate a job well done

if you're starting to have relationship problems with your girl, just text your work wife and ask her for advice (its okay to vent!)

When you take pictures with your boyfriend, always make sure he's on the side in case you need to remove him later.

Always keep business cards of people you hate in case you back in to a car in a parking lot and want to leave your info.

Start every phone call with "My battery is almost dead" that way you can hang up on them anytime.

If you accidentally send a porn link to someone, just send it to 10 other people and say it's a virus.

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LiftNRiot

Buy1Get1Free wrote: »

TheMrWobbly wrote: »

If your relationship has gone stale and you find yourself with nothing to talk about anymore - propose! Think of all the great things you will have to talk about now 🙂

I'm sorry, I know I'm hijacking this thread but every relationship will lose that initial 'spark.' It may come back from time to time but it never stays constant for the duration of a relationship. It amazes me how many people nowadays go breaking up or divorcing because that initial spark leaves and they get to thinking they're not in love anymore. Laaaazy. Y'all got to work on that relationship. There. I said my two cents. I'm out.

Im going to keep this in the bad advice column. Look, if you get it one argument, call a lawyer. Its over.

its okay to sob gently afterwards

TwitchyMacGee

If you are unhappy with the circumstances of your life, wait it out and hope for the best. Things always improve without effort.

TwitchyMacGee

Make sure you let her know that she’s really pretty for a big girl and that looks don’t really matter to you anyway.

sammidelvecchio

Your gray leggings are cute, you should wear them to hot yoga.

sammidelvecchio

Men like funny women. Dutch oven him on your first sleepover.

TwitchyMacGee

sammidelvecchio wrote: »

Men like funny women. Dutch oven him on your first sleepover.

This is how you weed out the unworthy

wait until she's finally moving on and juuuuust starting a new relationship. then text her "wow i see how it is and here i was thinking you'd have my baby one day" then block her number

LiftNRiot

Always go for that PR bench without a spotter. You dont want someone to see you fail. Better safe than sorry.