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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Axes are tree cyborgs created by humans to destroy other trees.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The original Star Wars movies could instantly become a comedy if Darth Vader's breathing noise was a harmonica.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Archery is just long distance stabbing.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    honeybee__12 wrote: »
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    I dont think any ruminants do, includes goats, sheep, deer

  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    Forrest Mars and Bruce Murrie invented M&Ms. The two Ms stand for their last names.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    most kids today, and probably since the early 2000's really, will never know what it's like to have their favorite tape get eaten in the car deck.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Good teachers make hard topics easier to learn. Bad teachers make you feel stupid for not easily learning a hard topic.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Dying of old age is like dying of not dying.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that they could make orange juice without oranges.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    You never realize how many short cuts your keyboard has until your cat walks across it.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The fact that a Twinkie doesn’t contain dairy or eggs is somewhat concerning.
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
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    If cream is the fat part of milk, what exactly is fat free whip cream?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    sarjenki wrote: »
    If cream is the fat part of milk, what exactly is fat free whip cream?

    It's non fat milk, a bit of cream, sugar and a bunch of chemicals.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    "woo" you,
    "woo" you very much.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    Well,,,,Bless your little heart. :|
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 871 Member
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    It's very difficult to run while laughing.
  • Lonestar5715
    Lonestar5715 Posts: 466 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    A cactus is just a really aggressive cucumber.

    Consequently a cucumber is really just a spineless cactus.

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