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Funny
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo. According to the Nurse attending, the patient’s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep. I don’t know what’s worse: 1) Having your…
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question about being underpaid.
i watch my mother in laws kids ( 3 & 5 ) currently 3 days a week from 8-5. she pays me $100 per week. the 5 year old is in school and gets here around 11 a.m. after memorial day she is going back to full time and the 5 year old will be out of school. i will have both kids from 8-5 everyday and she is still only going to be…
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When is your birthday?
HMM? Tab's - January 3
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MG
sometimes has the urge to run around naked, but then she drinks some Windex and it stops her from streaking.
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Help me choose my wedding hair :)
I thought this would be fun and I am so stuck, there are 4 styles I really like! Lets take a vote. Here's me and my hair: Here's my dress (in white though): I'm not wearing a veil. I may have a flower in my hair but I'm not positive yet. Which do you ladies (and guys) think would suit me best? Option 1: Side Pony Option 2:…
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Adam or Chris? (American Idol)
Who gets your vote? I've been an Adam:love: fan from day 1 but Chris is kind of growing on me!
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~American Idol~ Top 2 results
Can we talk about it yet???? Is the west coast caught up???? I'm gonna burst if I can't blog about it soon!!!! :embarassed:
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Mommies, what did you get for Mother's Day?
I got a night shirt that says "Mom", a potted rose plant, and a tomato plant that has herbs growing alongside the tomatoes. What did you all get?
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Sunless tanning lotions....
I have a wedding to go to this weekend and need a tan BAD!!! I was wondering if there are any sunless tanning lotions out there that actually work and don't look really fake and would actually make me tan by Saturday?? Has anyone tried any... what was your experience?? Thanks... :happy:
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IM SO MAD >:O(
Who is upset mike (on the brown team) didn't win biggest loser last nite??? HE IS MY FAV! They all look so good and Kristen Looked so amazingly beautiful!
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Frog & golf
The Frog and Golf THIS IS HILARIOUS! DO NOT SAVE - PASS ON A man takes the day off work and Decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he Notices a frog sitting next to The green. He thinks nothing of it and is About to shoot when he Hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't See anyone. Again,…
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Don't even....
I'm seriously going to punch the next person that belches in my office...:noway: :laugh:
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I'M BACK PEOPLE!!!
Hi everyone!!! :flowerforyou: I'm officially back to MFP! Our second son arrived on April Fools Day! Haha! My water broke at 3:15 am at home and he arrived at 8:31am (at the hospital... luckily). He was a beautiful 8lbs, 8oz. Anyway... by my last appointment with my Midwife I was a wopping 197lbs!!! WHOA!!! :noway: So far…
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top 5 celebs I wanna punch in the face =]
OK, i'm home, and bored, I'm not back into life yet, and it's driving me crazy. I never watch the boob tube, but find myself doing that a little bit lately. So here's what i've learned, I don't really like it and there are a few peeps out there in lala land that I would love to sock in the head....here's my list 1. Paris…
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Treat Yourself!
Hey all! I was sitting back thinking on what I wanted to buy when I reach my goal weight. And was wondering what you all where going to buy yourselves when you've reached your goal? I know when I reach my 1st goal of 200 lbs, I'm buying a nice pair of stiletto heels! What about you?
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Biggest Loser
So I missed the Biggest Loser last night. Is there anywhere I can watch it online? Or do I have to wait a week for NBC to post it on their page?
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Pittsburgh in the house???
So I was reading the "Ohio Buddies" post and couldn't resist raggin on the Browns being the Pittsburgher that I am. So I'm wondering.....any other STILLER fans??? :glasses: I'm not much on football but I know that Steeler Nation is something all of us western Pennsylvanians are proud of. Any one else live in western PA -…
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BORED
I'm on break during my double shift today and wanted to stop in and say HEY!! Anyways I'm new to this site and already love it :love:
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Tonight Tonight Tonight
Tonight is the Biggest Loser finale!!! Who's gonna watch it? I know I am fo' sho!!!! I can't wait to se Kristin and the orange team!!!! Memaw
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Makeup Anyone?
So, my sister passed on this info to me, and I wanted to share.... Apparently there is a great make-up company called e.l.f (eyes, lips, face). Well, they were purchased by Nordstrom, so the name of the company is now changing. In an effort to clear out their inventory with the old name, they are having an amazing sale on…
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Grand Rapids/Comstock Park Michigan
Is anyone near this area that may want to start a walking group??
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lol
ok it didnt work sorry
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~~Biggest Loser Finale~~
Who do you think America voted in the Finale 3? Mike or Ron Also, who do you think is going to win? Tara, Helen, Mike, Ron If Tara's fans were smart, they voted for Ron to eliminate the competion. Personally, I am proud of Mike for all his accomplishments. But, I think the way he & his dad handled eliminating Kristen was…
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It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes......
:laugh: :laugh: IN THE MIDDLE OF HOT AND HUMID LOUISIANA.....AND OUR AIR AT WORK IS OUT:sad: :sad: :sad: The hose and slip came off at lunch!!!!!!!! :grumble: My legs are still too white so yes, I'm still wearing hose!!!!:grumble:
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what would you get and why??
So if you were going out to eat at Friday's what would you get and why??
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Catholic Parrots
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment. 'You…
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Oops, sort of fell off for a minute!
Okay, the past two weeks have been craaaaazy. I had exams, long days at the lab, separated from my boyfriend, got bronchitis, my family came down for my graduation yesterday, and I haven't been able to work out much because of the bronchitis. Most days I didn't eat much and I have actually lost a lot of weight in the past…
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Another Wii question
Hey everybody, I just got a Wii for Mother's Day and I got the Wii Fit as well. My question is, does the Wii tell you how many calories you have burnt and, if so, where do I go to find it? After completing Hula Hoop it said it was a calorie torcher, but it didn't tell me how many calories I burned. Is the Wii compatible…