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Small Tricks for Big Weight Loss
i'm not sure if anyone else posted this, but these are good tricks! http://health.msn.com/weight-loss/slideshow.aspx?cp-documentid=100214611&imageindex=1
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What do you do??
What do you do for a living?? If you're going to school, what are you studying to be? I currently work for a hotel as a secret shopper. I'm going to school to be a sign language interpreter. :smile:
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Spread the Stupidity
> Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. > Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. > Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open…
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One of dem days........
S B I feel better now....... That is all. :smokin:
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Quiznos Million Sub Giveaway (coupon for free sub)
http://www.millionsubs.com/Reg.php
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Something funny
This was originially posted under the topic "Spread the Stupidity" because it was part of the original e-mail that was sent to me. It wasn't supposed to come across as negative though so I'm re-posting it with a more positive heading. :happy: > Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back…
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Sharing time... Before I Lost Weight: My Revelation
I had this realization yesterday that before I lost weight, I was really scared. I wasn't scared of failing, I wasn't scared of excess skin and I wasn't scared of giving up foods I love. I was scared that underneath all that fat I was ugly. How shallow of me, it struck me that I was afraid I'd lose all that weight and…
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1957 vs. 2007
So much for good old fashioined soap in the mouth and spankings.... Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. :noway:…
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NEW GAME
Post your favorite movie quote, and what movie it was from... I am just currious as to what people find funny on this site... Mine is from that kid in 'Kindergarden cop', "Boys have a Peni$ girls have a Vag[]na" :indifferent: WHAT?
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6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon Game !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, folks, in honor of Oscars and all that is Hollywood. :heart: :glasses: Let's play 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon! I name an actor/actress. And you have to connect that person back to Kevin Bacon in the least number of degrees. After that, you have to name a new actor/actress for the next poster to figure the degrees of…
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My Lenten Sacrifice
I just wanted to share what I have decided to do this Lent and maybe persuade some other people to join in. I've always given up the typical chocolate, sweets, red meat, and so on, but this year I want to do something different. I have decided to "skip" 1 meal a day. I personally am going to skip and eat like a piece of…
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Changed user name...
Just so you all know I have changed my user name... it is now Trouble2 so now you will not be lieing when you say uh-oh here comes trouble... and also in an attemp to make it clear my true intentions on this website... :wink: :laugh:
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Cell Phones?
My phone went kaput last week and I am in search of a new phone. I'm with T-Mobile but carrier doesn't really matter as I am going to buy an unlocked phone on the internet. What I want to know is what kind of cell phones do you all have and do you like it?? I want to make sure my next phone has good reviews from people who…
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Technosexual
A person, male or female, who is so deeply enthralled with technology they discuss it with a level of passion that most people reserve for sex. Not always a geek or a nerd, but generally someone who has the latest and greatest everything. Tamtastic became so excited about her new cell phone with messaging capabilities that…
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Joke PG 13
THE VIBRATOR As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is…
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MANTASTIC
Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat. Hi&Tri had felt Mantastic after squatting 650 pounds during his sunday workout.
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joke
Did you hear about the farmer that married a young Amish woman? He's driving her buggy!!!
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Parrot Joke- G rated
A burglar broke into a family's home one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; when he heard, a strange voice echoing from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and froze. After awhile when he heard nothing more, he shook his head…
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Disney - what's a must?
My family and I (kids are 5 and 9) are going to Disney World in June. Any suggestions on what we HAVE to do?
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Why god Made Moms
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic…
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i have just been informed...
that my uncle will be getting married in the keys this july. Looks like I have ALOT of work to do between now and then.
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Paul Newman...
So sad to watch him remembered on the Oscars..what a wonderful human being. RIP PN
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Dewpearl :o)~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHICK-A-DEE!
SURPRISE! Dewpearl's got a birthday!!! Happy Birthday to You:heart: Happy Birthday to You:heart: Happy Birthday My Sweetest Friend!!:flowerforyou: :heart: :smooched: Happy Birthday to YOU!:heart: You've done so very much for me in my time here and I can't imagine you not in my life.:sad: :brokenheart: :tongue: Cause you're…
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If you're like me sometimes you just need a laugh
EXERCISE! Every day I am bombarded In each direction that I turn By those who claim that EXERCISE Causes flab to crash and burn! I did jumping jacks and sit ups Went out and bought that darn machine The one that guarantees in 30 days I'd be trim and fit and lean... I put it in the extra room That we affectionately call the…
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Forgot how to change my siglines on my ticker...help?
I've done this a million times but each I struggle to find the magic passage to go through to do it each and every time! UGH Ok, wanting to change a few things on my ticker.... like the quotes. I go to the ticker site but don't see where I can add or remove parts of it. I KNOW it's there because I've been there and done it…
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off topic but i need help
There is this 15 year old girl that looks up to me a lot. I am 23 and I spend a lot of time with her. This past week an 18 year old boy took advantage of her. She told me. I feel like it is my responsibility to do something about it but I don't know what to do.....she lost her mom a few years ago and has an off…
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Where are you Gonzow the Great?
I can't find you. It keeps telling me you don't exist. Ghost huh?
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there are human beings(for men) out there
and this shocks me. I am so used to getting treated like GARBAGE well thats the nice way of saying it...I am used to hearing that by going out with me they are lowering thier standards(yup one date said that to me) I am used to hearing how hot the waitress is and how thier bodies are perfect(the ex) and I am SHOCKED…
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Pig Personality Profile
This is a fun personality test that I have used over the years as an ice-breaker at groups. If you like doing silly personality tests, try this one. On a clean, 8 1/2 x 11 sheet of white paper, draw a picture of a pig. Just draw a pig, the way that you would normally draw a pig. I will post the interpretations tomorrow…
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moving...disturbing...confusing...great
I do not know who will find these words tonight or what mood the reader will bring with them. I do not know the reader's preferences, do not know their likes or dislikes. I enjoy films, movies, especially at the movie house rather than at home (usually). The big screen, the dark ...for me it makes a difference and I think…