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The Secret to Getting Compliments!!!!!
Ahem. For those of us on this weight loss journey I have discovered the sure fire way to kick start compliments on your new healthier body! 1. Join MFP 2. Watch your calories (stay within your desired deficit) 3. Exercise 4. While doing all this DO NOT BUY NEW CLOTHES to fit your new body. This is important! 5. When you've…
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Cakes...BEE VARY KLEAR!
Employee: What do you want on the cake? Customer: 'Best wishes Suzanne' and underneath that, 'We will miss you.'
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My Momma!
Hi you guys- my Mom just joined our site- so everyone run over and add her as your new friend!!! She is intrigued by my progress, so help me get her hooked on MFP!!! her new thread:http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/46062-tired-of-nagging-son she's talking about my lil brother who has also, ahem, encouraged her:wink:
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52 things...
52 things you would love to say out loud at work (or just to people in general) 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of *kitten*. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate…
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DMB tickets are on the way!!!!
:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: My Dave Matthews Band tickets are in the mail and heading this way!!! Gonna have to use a cheat day for that one :drinker: :smokin: :devil: :love: :happy: Eat, drink and be merry... For tomorrow we'll die.....
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~zac efron~
i :heart: zac efron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This one cracked me up!
WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS This one is priceless....A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it…
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March Madness
Who are you picking to win it all?
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King Arthur and the Witch
King Arthur and the Witch: Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure…
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The Cruise : )
THE CRUISE! DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE: All packed for the cruise ship - all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited. DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO: Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems a very nice man. DEAR DIARY. DAY THREE: At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit…
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A Perfect Employee
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4pm and then bring it in to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it’s a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how I am doing. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising my every keystroke. 3. Always leave without…
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Where is everyone from?
Where are you from? I'm living in outside of Memphis, TN right now.
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Geocachers beware -- I saw this "bomb" detonated yesterday!
I know there were a lot of people on MFP last summer and fall who geocached. Wanted to share this news article with you, as I saw the "suspicious item" being detonated by the bomb squad yesterday from my perch across the street 11 stores up. (So cool to see, btw.) If you cache, be cautious where you put your items! :laugh:…
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American Idol: Country Week
Ok, I'm lovin' Chris and Matt. I think the criticism of Lil Rounds was a LITTLE (ha, I'm clever) too harsh. Alexis and Megan were forgettable. Anoop did SO MUCH better. Adam Lambert...I didn't mind him until tonight, not because I'm some snot who thinks he should have left the arrangement of a Johnny Cash song as is...but…
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Would you rather...
I've got two this morning because i am especially bored. :tongue: Would you rather... be able to fly, or have the ability to read people's minds? Would you rather... lose your keys three days in a row, or have your dog eat your birthday cake?
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RIP Natasha Richardson
What a shame. Too d@mn young. :frown: Prayers for the family. :brokenheart:
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I ate a cookie
And it was yummy! : )
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I smell like a sewer....
Yup, I do. Why? Don't know. I eat healthy for the most part, and it doesn't seem to matter WHAT I eat or drink, I just do. I have no intolerence symptoms otherwise. Anybody else out there with this ATTRACTIVE perfume smell?:grumble:
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picture
like my picture. its soooo cute!! :heart: :smile: :wink: :laugh: :happy: :tongue:
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weight ticker
How do you get the weight ticker on your page ??? I was able to create it but kinda stuck on how to move it ?????
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For fun...
2 questions: 1. If you were offered 1 free plastic/improvement surgery at your current weight, what would you choose. I think I would have lasik eye surgery. and 2. If you were offered 1 free/improvement surgery at your goal weight, what would you choose. Better boobies. Clearly too much time on my hands:ohwell:
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fustrated
i have made a ticker from the ticker factory now how do i add to it so i can keep track? i went back to the website and i dont see how you can any body know thanks:cry:
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Superhero..
Who was your favorite as a child... I wanted to be....
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Dementia Quiz
Dementia Quiz Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing. They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly. To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time , but instead, answer each of them…
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Another Would you Rather
Would you rather... - Get a hundred papercuts a day. or - Gain 1/2 pound everyday.
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Need to vent!!!!!Aaagggghhhhhh!
Here is my thing. Why does it take no time what so ever to put on the lbs but absolutely forever to take them off. Just got back from vacation in Riviera Maya, Mexico (that was amazing) but I put on some lbs, more then I wanted to. It is so discouraging after working so hard to get them off to put them back on so easily.…
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I forgot how good it tastes!
I have been on a salad kick lately but today I wanted something different. I have been trying really hard to stay away from too many carbs and haven't had bread in FOREVER! I love me some bread. So today for lunch I went to Subway. Got a 6" on 9grain wheat, turkey breast/ham, swiss cheese, lite may and baked chips!!! It…
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What to wear for friends' wedding
Hi girls, I am having a real hard time finding something to wear at our friends' wedding in 2 weeks, it drives me crazy. I have checked online about rules for clothes at weddings and Im sorry, but it doesnt leave much options. :grumble: BLACK - cant wear a black dress because it is unsuitable (funeral colour). RED ( or any…
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Medicare Health Solution
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor James at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your…
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Did you know???
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your…