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My times up?
My Times UP? A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?' God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.' Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a…
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Bud the cowboy
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many…
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changing my whole way of being
well, in my quest for the new me, I have decided to do some other things to improve me, aside from just getting more fit. I have decided to not further gossip. I hate it when I hear something about someone, and without knowing if it is true, I just repeat it. also, if someone tells me an off color joke or something and I…
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Monday's Oprah
So this is my admission that I know very little about the English Monarchy. On Oprah she had on the castle employees, WOW what a crew. But here's my discussion topic...I had NO idea the Queen was married!! Can someone explain why he is a Duke and not the King of England? LOL at myself.
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The biggest loser
I missed the biggest loser last night!:cry: Anyone know where I can watch it today?
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im so craving....
extra crispsy chicken breast from kfc...what about you?
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Favorite new commercial
Have any of you seen the new commercial with the talking pigs? They are at a resturaunt eating HAM! It's advertising for a new phone company or something but I just love the hand (uh hoof) gestures that these pigs do, it's hillarious! And they look sooooooooooo real!!! What are your favorite new commercials? Memaw
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baby humor
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off – go ahead, here, I'll hold your monkey."
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This is the SLOWEST WEEK EVER!!!
I cannot believe that it is only Tuesday. I am dying. Maybe its because this weekend is my birthday. All I know is I am soo bored. I have no motivation to do ANYTHING. Is this week dragging for you!?
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Please vote for My Maeve !!
Hi My daughter Maeve has a chance to win $5000 for her education!! She is entered in to a radio station contest !! She is # 5 Thank You She needs all the votes she can get !!! Link and the information are in my signature !!
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Irish Joke
When the Irish make Chilli, they only use exactly 239 beans... can you guess the reason??? *Irish Accent* Aye, because if you add even one more beeen its Two Farty!!!
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Happy...
:drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
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Would you rather?
Okay... just because I am a little bit bored at work. Would you rather be caught picking your nose in public ? -or- Would you rather pick someone elses nose? :laugh:
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heartwarming story
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time... A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start…
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OT: Falling For A Boy Makes You Crazzzy!
so im totally digging this new boy and im feeling all...... funny! like when im around him...i dont feel like eating or drinking just want to talk to him ALL NIGHT which is what we have done...the last few days ive stayed up and talked to him untill i take my kids to school in the morning :noway: and head to the gym and…
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Question about bronchitis...
I'm so frustrated. My little sister brought home what I can only guess is bronchitis. She and my mom have been sick for awhile. I finally caught the bug last Monday night when I started very light coughing. Tuesday morning I woke up and it was on. Fever, headache, achey body, a little bit of nasal congestion but not too…
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Because Monday Attacked ME!!!
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Dear Deployment, I HATE you.
:explode: It was tolerable. It was okay. We talk everyday and had pleasant conversations and I sent him letters and packages. I had my one meltdown that you all know about because I posted about it here. I promise, I'm not having another one! What I am struggling with at this point is a miserable husband. It seems like…
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out of the mouths of babes
We just had our little cat Pickles neutred and declawed, my three year old, being very gentle, because we told her he has an "owie" turned him over to rub his little tummy, which he loves, and noticed quite frankly.....mommy...what happened to Pickles furry marbles? there gone! who took them? ..I just about died laughing.
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I just spilled
my Sprite all over me. :angry: MY BFFF KATIE JUST JOINED!
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Reminder - nothing to do w/ weight loss.... :)
Hi everyone! I just wanted to remind everyone to change their batteries in their smoke detectors!! Friday night, I fell asleep on the couch, and woke up to my dog barking and running around like crazy! When I opened my eyes, I saw why; the entire house was filled with smoke! I thought it was a fire, but thankfully it was…
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Ever embarrassed your kids, purposely or not?
I was just sitting here and something made me think of a story that my kids still tell to this day as one of thier most embarrassing moments, being embarrassed by thier parents. It was summer time in S. Texas. Extremely hot. My daughter had a water bed that had developed a leak and we needed to find out where the little…
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Power Music
Has anyone ever bought any music from this website. My step teacher says that is where she gets her music from so I was thinking of getting some but they can get expensive. About $23 for a cd. But the beats are awesome and I know it would help my workouts. Connie
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Ahhhh to be 6 again! ha ha ha
To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made…
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I had lunch with the Plain White T's
It was awesome, I love them, and I love tater tots.
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Just curios
I was wondering what the ages are of people on this site? I will be 46 next month. Just wanting to know if there are other people here around my age and losing weight. Don't answer if you don't want, its okay.:happy:
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Thought of the day...
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. :ohwell:
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I feel so bad!
Last summer my husband and I bought a boat from a guy in our neighborhood. We took it out 2 or 3 times but really didn't use it. Then the hubby got a Harley and totally lost interest in the boat, so it has sat there since last summer. Well, when we found out that I wouldn't be getting any bonuses this year and we already…
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Hola from Puerto Rico
Hi MFP friends!!!!!!!! I am still here in sunny Puerto Rico :drinker: :drinker: I have another week...please do not feel sorry for me :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: The "diet" has gone out the window BIG time :laugh: :laugh: I'll see how much damage I have caused once I get home on the 24th. Oh well, I guess I will have to work…