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Seinfeld food moments ..just a trip down Memory Lane :)
Favorite Seinfeld food moments http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/356277 Just a few memories from Seinfeld for you fans!:bigsmile: EDiT: Actually I posted this after seeing Soup's Poppy Seed recipe...it made me giggle and when I went to look up the episode that's when I found this article:tongue: FC:heart:
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FAIL
Calories remaining: -514 i was bad tonight for dinner :ohwell:
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Subject: Financial Planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her…
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the brat
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Joey, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Joey clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an "ID ten T" error.' I…
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Subject: Oil Change - Men vs. Women
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $1.00 Total: $21.00 ========== Oil Change instructions…
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simple funny
My husband and I were having a very hypothetical discussion: In the unlikely event that Hollywood made a movie based on our lives, we wondered what stars would play us. "Who would you pick to portray you?" i asked him. he thought about it for a minute, then answered, "Dennis Quaid." "In that case," i said, "I'll play…
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Razorbacks
Any other Arkansas Razorback fans on here? I live in Siloam Springs about 40 miles from Fayetteville. Would love to get to know more folks from this area.
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Lost! (anyone else?)
The new episode starts in an hour!! I am SO excited!
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Clothing Exchange!
I got a new woredrobe FREE a friend of mine used to be thin then kids and age weight gain she got up to 260 and now down to 200 and a size 14 im now a size 11/12 she gave me her whole woredrope of size 12s and i gave her my whole size 14 woredrobe! ill give her back the 12s when she gets here and she will give me size 9s…
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OMG...my family doctor passed away!!
I'm so sad, I just received an email that my family doctor, Dr. Wolos, passed away last friday in a tragic accident, he was hit head on by a via rail train, the car exploded and his body was burned beyond recognition, this is horrific, he's been my family doc since I was 4! He delivered all but 1 one my children, he…
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Lesson from cat!!
I think we can all learn something from this! LOL Memaw
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Purina Diet
An oldie but a goodie! Yesterday I was buying a 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Wal-Mart, for my dogs Winston, Chief, Gus, and Maximus. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't…
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hey
oo ee oo aa aa oo ee walla walla bing bang
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goofy
Just feeling like being goofy. Hope this comes out Nevermind
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Request/ Information
The thirteenth of November is To Write Love On Her Arms Day. Write LOVE in big bold letters on your arm to raise awareness for suicide and self-mutilation. To spread the word, take pictures and post them everywhere- including the internet. If there's anything in this world we need more of, it's love, so spread some for the…
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Cyanide - Joke
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, " I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he…
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Phoen!x Guest Blogs!
Woo! I wrote a guest post for the awesome healthy lifestyle blog, For the Love of Oats. The topic? Why I like The Biggest Loser! http://loveofoats.com/2009/01/20/guest-blogger-mimi/ Since this show is pretty popular in these parts, I thought I'd share.
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Flat tire
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats,…
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picture?
I was wondering where everyone was getting these computer generated pictures of your current body and the result of what you'd look like if you hit your goal. Anyone have any idea as to what i'm talking about?
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"Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby."
I am watching Top Gun. Great movie! Great quotes!!:drinker: What are some of your favorite movie quotes?
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Signs of a Frustrated Mother
Some of these are SOOOO True! :bigsmile: Your children know how to read HTML code but can't operate a vacuum cleaner. Your children tell you that you said "yes" and you don't even remember the question. You go to the grocery store and find yourself having a good time. Your husband asks how your day went and you rate it on…
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Yum!
:laugh: Happy Wednesday, weight-loss warriors!!! :drinker:
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simple funny
The first carload of Boy Scouts had left my house minutes earlier, bound for our three-day wilderness trip. As I backed my own vanload of Scouts out of my garage, I noticed a pair of hiking boots on the back steps, so I stopped to retrieve them. An hour later, we caught up with the first car, which was parked at a highway…
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Financial Planning-Wish I Knew This Before I Got Married
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her…
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Mid week joke
A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but I'm afraid you were in a pile-up on the motorway. You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything seems to be OK, but there is a bit of bad news and I'm…
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Even at a young age...
Max has had a eye for the ladies! :laugh:
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First day of classes wiped me OUT!
Ugh, I am SO TIRED. I had to stay up late to clean last night because we found out at the last minute that people were viewing the apartment. Then this morning I was woken up early by one of my poor sick ratties having a sneezy fit. Then I spent 2 hours lugging my backpack around, laptop and books, trying to switch my…
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BL 1-20
Okay, maybe I missed something, but where was Daniel in the temptation?? And what the heck is up with his partner eating fried chicken?!?! I am so disappointed in him. UGH!
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Who's watching Obama????
I hope everyone is watching, we making ahistory today
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I'm trying to stay up all night till OBAMA's House!
So message me, call me, email me, page me, fax me, come over. I'm watching "Transition to Power" on the West Coast and annoyingly they are trying to fool us into thinking that we will be watching it live......but we are watching it three hours later.....I hate that! So should I watch it on the Internet? Anyone know if I…