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Lessons in life
Gentle Lessons of Life When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong…
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Men's Essential Guide to Women's English
Had to post one for the guys too! So you dont feel left out :wink: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure go ahead = I don't want you to…
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If Life Was Like A Computer !!!!
Thought this would be alittle entertaining! Enjoy!! If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend". Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the…
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Found 60 bucks on the ground...
found 60 bucks on the ground in the middle of the street. happy day for me.
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Olive Garden!! Oh My!!
I never thought olive garden was so bad for you!! One bowl of salad has 201 calories and the Zuppa Soup has 339 calories!! I love my soup and salad though! Im so sad....:sad:
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Oh No! Biggest Loser vs ......
I hope the Biggest Loser doesn't get preempted!!! Obama is being sworn in all on the same day!
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Easily one of the worst days of my life
I woke up and was immediately verbally attacked by my husband. He called me every filthy name in the book, all because I couldn't get my daughter to get up for school the first time I called her. When I tried to stand up for myself, he threw a glass of water in my face and told me to "cool off". How demeaning! Sounds like…
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cincinnati ohio
anyone from there
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UPS
ANYONE KNOWS IF UPS DELIVERS TODAY? JAN 19TH 2009
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The Notebook
I am watching this movie for the umteenth time. It is still good and a tearjerker everytime. Just thought I woudl share
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Biggest Loser downloads?
Hi, huge fan of the biggest loser, and I only get it on the E channel on Tuesday nights at 8 pm. But I want to register for Yoga and Pilates and the only time they offer it is at 8 pm. So I'm torn between the show and taking yoga :explode: Do you know of any websites that allow you to watch episodes online or download…
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Trying to adopt
Hi everyone, My husband and I are going to try to adopt a child or two from Russia and we have made a website that will tell about our journey and how we got here. We know this is not an easy journey to take so we need prayers and support from our friends and family. If any of you have adopted and have advice or have…
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Online college degree or classes - anyone?
Hi MFPer's - If anyone has taken an online college class or received an online college degree, I want to know about your experience. Was it worth the money? How did it compare to going to a regular brick and mortar college? How do employers feel about an online degree? Where did you go and what type of degree did you…
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I just want to say...
I think this place is AWESOME! Every time I post I have wonderful replies within minutes. Everyone seems to know exactly what to say. Plus the success of some of these people, like TamTastic, and FatChick, and a few others are soooo inspirational. I can't wait to post my own success story, and with a group like this to…
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Kinda bummed
So I have really been watching my calories but I really haven't been working out. So I know this is the problem. But I have only lost 5lbs in 19 days. My husban has lost over 10lbs in the same amount of time. It is also that TOM for me so maybe that's why I didn't see a bigger loss this week. I'm just on a pity party right…
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Rough Morning
I ended up getting VERY intoxicated last night.:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :sick: I'm not usually one to drown my sorrows, but I sure attempted to this time. I feel like crap today....now I know why I'm not a regular drinker! I'm glad I don't do it too often.:ohwell:
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Don't eat anything with PB!
WASHINGTON — Federal health authorities on Saturday urged consumers to avoid eating cookies, cakes, ice cream and other foods that contain peanut butter until authorities can learn more about a deadly outbreak of salmonella contamination. Most peanut butter sold in jars at supermarkets appears to be safe, said Stephen…
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The Law of the Garbage Truck
Someone sent this to me and I really liked it and thought I would share. Law of the Garbage Truck One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and…
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gratitude list
!the begining of this thread was copied over from the "motivation" line. i thought it might fit better here~ :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: silly me:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: this is the plan: as much as u can, daily if possible, we should note things in life we are grateful for.…
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ZZZZZZZ's
So on the radio the other morning, they were discussing strange habits adults have while sleeping. One guy HAD to sleep in a particular pair of socks that he's been wearing for 16 years. In fact, he even left a weekend get-a-way because he forgot to pack them. :huh: Another woman HAD to sleep on her 30+ year old baby…
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Carpooling...
Hello, I am a student looking to go to a university that is about 40 miles from where I live. I am considering carpooling. I found this website (carpoolingworld.com) and I found no match. If you are sort of in the same situation, please sign up at this site, you could help me or others in your area. Where I live there is…
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Holy Hanna!!!
As my dearest friends know i am in the dating world again. I had a successful date tonight!!! I am really happy too. He a cutie, smart, funny, nice and didnt make me feel like crap off the bat!!!! I am ahappy camper right now. He invited me to the game tommorrow but i have to work, booooo, but were gonna watch it…
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Depressing....
Im being forced to get a second job. I've been trying to get into a vet office as a Vet Assistant...but they aren't hiring till spring (march or april). So right now im probably going to be stuck working in dietary at a nursing home, which with me having the Dean's Certificate for completeing the Vet Assistant classes and…
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Possible tore hamstring
I am about to be in tear. Just got back from the dr. The pain is awful, but the pain of having to miss my workouts is worse. I have joined a biggest loser challenge and now I do this :mad: It's my fault I know. I have been working out non stop and should have rested my leg a couple days ago when I pulled it. Instead I go…
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GINAMARIA......
Where are you?!?!? :brokenheart: :sad:
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A quick hello to everyone!
Just wanted to share a quick hello. I started back to college last week (HAHA, an old lady like me in college) and I have not been on the computer much to chit chat, just to record my food and exersize and work on any school stuff. I hope everyone is doing GREAT. Did I miss anything major? I am down 5 more pounds in the…
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Who would.....
Buy my book??? I am slowly starting to write. About my journey. Just wondering if anyone on here would buy it?? :laugh:
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Birthday
Yeah, it was my birthday this past Tuesday and I celebrated it tonight. I've done good this week and have lost 3 pounds since I started on my birthday. Therefore, today I worked out really hard and earned 982 calories on top of my 1900 allowed calories so guess what I did. I treated myself to 2...yes 2 Dr Pepper's and a…
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Physcological babble
Okay, question for everyone....now this is a question you can only answer yourself....DO NOT ASK YOUR PEERS, CO-WORKERS, FAMILY, ETC....answer it on your own. a Lady's mom dies, she is mourning the funeral, a guy comes to the funeral, who she's never seen before, she falls in love w/ him then she never see's him again, 2…
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5 alarm chili
Subject: Chili anyone? For all the men in my life and all the women who have men in their life: I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'you're definitely going to $h!t…