-
what's on your ipod?
I find myself bored with my music, especially when running 7-10miles. What music do you have on your ipod?
-
Help!!! This for have everything to do with why I go up and
Ladie's. Gentlemen. Help, Why di men lie. not all men I want to say insecure men. I was talking to a gentleman name Andrew he seem nice. Then we started talking about what he had accompish and here is what he told me. He graduated from law school at 22, became a ledigation lawyer, then he quite that to joine the army as…
-
Does losing weight make YOU feel taller?
Okay everyone...I'm a shorty...5'2 1/2", and last night when I was out walking the dogs I felt the sensation of being taller. I was excited, because I had hit my last summer's weight...and I was feeling like I was starting to actually get "leaner"...but at the same time taller. Maybe it was just pride making me stand up…
-
What is your favorite comedy movie?
:laugh: 50 First Dates with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore:laugh: Always makes me laugh everytime. Not sure why, I guess, because he tried so many different ways to make her fall in love with him. Trial and error. The part where Drew chases Rob Shneider with a baseball bat is so so funny!! :laugh: "and wouldn't it be nice…
-
One more week until Thon!!
So ... as you probably know from my username I go to PSU and I'm so excited that I just had to share. One week from now, on Friday Feb. 20th ... a little over 700 dancers will stand up for 46 hours straight in our no sleeping, no sitting dance marathon. It's the reason I'm proud to be a student here and think all of you…
-
one really great movie
Ordinary People...makes you want to tell someone that you love them
-
open discussion
can someone who read the previous post tell me which of the follwing rules were violated? "Do not attack/slam/insult other users." "No political or religious topics, as we've found those tend to lead to some heated arguments. If you want to discuss politics or religion, there are plenty of other places on the internet for…
-
Sorry I haven't been around much lately
I've been getting my home business off the ground (freelance writing work). I've sold five articles this week for 20-30 bucks each :) Going to the Daytona 500 on Sunday!!!! w00t w00t!!:drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
-
Shmoopy Songs
What the hey...it's that time of year. What's your favorite love song? :heart:
-
Marriage and Wedding Jokes for Valentine
My wife and I always compromise; I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent. When a newly married couple…
-
The Rules by which females are governed :-)
The FEMALE always makes the rule. The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE. No MALE can possibly know all the RULES. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them. The FEMALE is never wrong. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is…
-
Breakfast of Champions!!
muahahahaha!!! :bigsmile: Happy Friday, MFP nut balls! :smooched:
-
leno funny
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. :noway: They say that women are too judgmental,:grumble: where, of course, men are just grateful. :flowerforyou: --Jay Leno
-
Dear Pets:
Dear Pets: The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was…
-
Who will re-apply?
PARENT - Job Description This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, would you have ever taken the job? POSITION: Mom, Mum, Mommy, Mummy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION: * Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment. * Candidates must…
-
~~~~Chooser's Choice~~~
Two choices will be presented....make your decision and then present two choices for the next person....like this: Red or Blue?
-
Another update!!
There are probably several of you that aren't familiar with J and I's story - we met on MFP, and after spending hours (and hours) talking on the phone, decided to meet in person. He flew to Texas to meet me, and within two weeks, I was packing everything I owned into my car and driving to the mountains of northwest North…
-
Road Trip
So, a friend and I are embarking on a long trip this weekend since we both have monday off of work, and I just remembered that my "Friend" suffers from Carcolepsy... meaning when he gets into a car 15 minutes later hes passed out... it happened when we were in college together we drove down to spring break and he slept…
-
Horrible Day....Friday the 13th
I am having a bad day. My little boy was taking a shower and there is a leak in the wall. It looks like someone took a 5 gallon bucket and dumped it in my kitchen. Then I was driving to work this morning and I got a flat tire. I have road side assistance but no one has a replacement so I had to order one and its 100…
-
Hilarious (and CRAZY) food-related superstitions!
* On the Chinese New Year, lettuce is said to bring good fortune. (Yet another reason to eat our 4-Leaf Salad!) * If you see bubbles in your coffee cup, spoon them into your mouth before they burst, and you'll get money from somewhere unexpected. (Like the lawsuit against the coffeehouse that served you the soapy coffee,…
-
For the guys.
I'm sure you guys have heard most of these, but I got them this morning and thought they were "cute" How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never…
-
Favorite Books
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee White Oleander - Janet Fitch The Devil Wears Prada - Lauren Weisberger Something Borrowed/Something Blue - Emily Giffin Where Rainbows End - Cecelia Ahern Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
-
Awwwwwwwww Man!!!!!!!!!
A coworker brought in a beautiful tray of ............................................. CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How cruel is that???????????????? I'm so glad my office is not by the kitchen!!! I just walk really fast past the kitchen on my way to refill my water and go…
-
Body Rituals ( by Horace Miner)
Most cultures exhibit a particular configuration or style. A single value or pat- tern of perceiving the world often leaves its stamp on several institutions in the society. Examples are "machismo" in Spanish-influenced cultures, "face" in Japanese culture, and "pollution by females" in some highland New Guinea cultures.…
-
awesome!
I found a site to play Dr. Mario online. I was awesome at that game. if anyone is interested- http://www.1980-games.com/us/old-games/nintendo/d/Dr_Mario/big-game.php
-
Pictures
I hate the way I look in pictures. What I see in the mirror is NOT what comes out in photographs. Just like the other night, I got ready and we went to see my son play at a bar. Well before we left I thought I looked okay, but they just sent me some pictures that were taken there and I look TERRIBLE!!! When is that going…
-
valentine's day goodies
i love valentine's day.:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: not sure what special things i might do for my family. (pink dinner??):noway: do u have any special ideas/plans?:love: :heart:
-
Thought this might be interesting :o)
What does your screen name mean and why did you pick it? Mine is Vonzo. My name is Siobhan (shivon), but I get called Von mostly. My friends and hubby call me Vonzo as they think they're being funny :grumble: :happy:
-
Trying not to cry today
I am trying my best to keep a smile on my face today but it's going to be really hard. I lost my mother last May to cancer and today is her birthday. So it's just a really sad day for me. She was my best freind. Then on top of that my son called me last night to tell me that he and his girlfreind finally decided to break…
-
Been away for a while
Just wanted to pop in. Been away for a while. Was without internet then my computer went out. But I'm back.