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I can't stand people
who can't drive. So today my hubby, the kids, my mom and I were on our way to my little cousin's birthday party and this truck is in the median and then it decides to pull out in front of me (I was in the right lane), I had no time to stop or get out of his way so I locked the brakes but I knew we were going to hit him.…
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WORST (and best! ) food you've eaten today
McDonalds milkshake!
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Calling all Americans!!
I need your help! My friends and I are planning a road trip to your fine country of America! I'm looking for suggestions for places to visit, we're pretty open to suggestions at the minute. We're planning to arrive in Boston in February and depart from Miami in May...the bit in between is still up in the air. So guys, any…
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A bit of distraction at work....
http://www.fmylife.com/ "Today, while getting ready for work I realized all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale which confirmed I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML" These things are…
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God Smiled at me....
Last night I was going store to store looking for a rhinestone pony tail holder for my daughter for prom on Saturday...it was getting to be sun down - we walked out of a store to this amazing rainbow (both ends) bold and bright - the sky looked like the sun was shining up on the clouds with a pink coloring - absolutely…
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Mathematics and Science....a general rant/advice/whatever
Hello fellow MFPers, Just a little preface: I am a female engineer who graduated two years ago with a B.S. in Biomedical Engineering and I wanted to share a little something about how I got to this point. My Dad was the only technical person in my family and my Mom regularly said how awful she was at math. In elementary…
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This is a funny website...
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ I can't say I've ever indulged to this extent, but I have had a deep fried Snickers....soooo good!
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where did Banks go?
I was just trying to get some more of Banks great diet/fitness advice, and see that he deactivated his account. Anyone know why? I am pretty new around here and always appreciated his amazing advice. :(
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Wish me luck
Tomorrow I'm having surgery, I have a date with a plastic surgeon who has convinced me that he can rid me of the scars on my face!! yeahhh, i'm so excited, I look fine if you look at me from the right, but I have two very pronounced scars on the left side of my face, he told me that he can make them just about disappear.…
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This is my only "home" site and I need people to pray
My grandpa started the dying process. Please pray that he have a pain-free, peaceful journey. His name is Luther and he's a good man!
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Dear God . . .
"If you can't make me skinny, would you please make all my friends fat?" (message on a refrigerator) :laugh:
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YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO DIET WHEN...:
You dance and it makes the band skip. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin. You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts. Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side." You disappear and they have to use all…
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Saw such a sad thing today
I picked my daughter up this afternoon and we were on our wat to swim practice.... We got onto the highway (2 lanes) and a bit up the road we saw a mother duck (not sure exactly what kind) sitting in the middle of the high speed lane (I don't know if she was dead or not) there were also 2 already dead chicks and about 6 or…
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Melissa... ADD MEEEE
K guys, sorry but I don't know how to add friends except to see their posts & add them... so this was the only way for my friend to find me
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Have you ever....
Has anyone ever worn their HRM all day just to see what your calorie burn for the day was? I did it yesterday and burned over 3000 calories (could that be right?) without any exercise added in for the day. I figure if that is normal and I keep my calories at 1500 the weight should be falling off, but it isn't. I usually…
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Favorite Movies?
I'm sure there's a thread on this somewhere... but I'm far to lazy to look it up.. so I'm starting a new one! What are your favorite movies!? mine are Blazzing Saddles 28 days later 28 weeks later dawn of the dead (remake) George Romero movies.. ( can you tell i like zombie movies?) Airplane! The Crow Transformers Shoot em…
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I HATE..
ABC for canceling Samantha Who?!!!!!!!!!!! Every time I start watching a new show on ABC (The Nine, Pushing Daisy's, Day Break) they get canceled!!! :angry: :explode: :grumble: Stooooooopid ABC!!:devil: Ok...vent over!:smokin:
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DIET SHORT-ORDER JOKES
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it. The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat. Diets are for women who not only kept their girlish figure but doubled it. A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width. The best way to lose weight is by…
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60 years of wedded bliss
60 Years of Wedded Bliss A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her…
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Early for Christmas but..................................
I just know that someone in MFP can help me with this. I am looking for a Christmas present for my best friend. Every year on Christmas Eve, her children, (who are now all grown up) read the story "Twas the night before Christmas" and put the special ornaments (that came with the book) on the tree. Over the years alot of…
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Porpoise sighting
A group of porpoise is swimming around just below my house . . . They usually don't come in this far. I'd like to go down and swim with them but they'd probably think I was a killer whale . . . .:wink:
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The power of prayer
My baby niece Elizabeth had to be rushed to the hospital because she's been sick with the stomach flu and this morning she had trouble breathing. Poor little thing :brokenheart: and I'm stuck at home with no way to go and see her. :angry: I hope she's OK because she's been through enough already.
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Wipe out!
If you had a bad day....watch this show....tooooo funny.
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Message to all you Canadian Folks
I'm heading up to Camp Wainwright Alberta for the next two weeks. Anyone live around or familiar with this location? Anything to do around there or is this place straight up BFE? Do I need to bring my long johns?
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Bacon Vodka
Did any of you see this on CNN this morning?????????:noway: There is a distillery on the west coast making and selling bacon flavored vodka, they say it's a big hit....they use it mostly in bloody marys but they also make a chocolate bacon flavored drink:noway:
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Accuberry and Body Cleanse pills
:ohwell: I just ordered these through the mail. It claims to give you energy and help loose weight. Does anybody out there have an opinion?:indifferent:
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Rant about schools
So my son's school has been attempting to transition him into General Ed which has failed for many reasons. He can do the work but the crowded classroom makes him too anxious to actually do it. He does the homework fine and it goes to school every Friday but they can't seem to make sure he turns it in. They also lost him…
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Favorite MEal mmmmm
Ok, no diets exist in this world. What would be a meal you want? You get an appetizer, a main course, and a dessert. AND GO.
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my hubby and my 1 year wedding anniversary coming up...
I need ideas. we are going to stick with the traditional gifts so this years will be paper. I know I could do tickets to a sporting event or something but I havent found anything yet to buy for him that is around where we live within that time. And I am usually so good about doing great gifts...I take pride in getting him…
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What is your splurge?
Ok...everyone has one... What is the one thing you splurge on when you want to??