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leroy
I got this this morning and it is one of my all time favorites. A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW!' the social worker exclaims. 'Are they all yours?'' 'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.'…
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water or coke
WATER #1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population) #2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is mistaken for hunger. #3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%. #4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for…
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Friendship
Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had…
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Funnies
Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did…
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a dirty one
Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels. They were dirty crooks!
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Horrible Fashion Trends
Horrible Fashion Trends http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-561491/Revealing-ULTRA-low-hip-hugging-jeans-come-built-bikini-bottoms.html :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I challenge you to find something worse than that lol.
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I've been gone FOREVER, and now I'm crawling back
So as it goes I fell off the wagon and it kept on goin without me. The work I had accomplished, all 20 lbs. of it plus some more came back to haunt me. So ... here I am again and planning to make it work. It's good to still see so many familiar faces and lots of new ones with mfp's ever-growing family.
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Ah, the love and life of a teenager
I love the fact that: It's all about him It's now or never The whole world depends on his options, actions and what he wants to do Why can't it be now The when Oh man, I love my son, almost 16 now, but his demands are not my priority!!!' Example: School, straight A student, very smart, he hurts my head sometimes. Drivers…
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Celebrity Apprentice Tonight Spoilers
That was the best Apprentice episode ever. I cried the last 5 minutes. Everyone in the room cared for Dennis enough to tell him the truth. Trump has always said he never drank. I already think Jesse is a great guy and the way he started the truth telling was just non judgemental in a caring way especially he's been in…
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Bloated
OMG I am feeling so bloated.. My pants feel tight, its just awlful.. I haven't felt like this since I started eating healthy in Feb. Any ideas, I haven't ate anything different and it's not close to being my TOM but who knows that things comes and goes as it pleases..
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Crazy Weather....
As I sit here in CT.....I look out my window and see flashes of light. Yes....we are having a thunderstorm. Wasn't it just snowing not too long ago?? I don't get it:noway:
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Has anyone done Fitpics?
Just wondering if anyone done Fitpics? I found it the other day and looks very interesting. I guess I would have to decide between -15/-30 vs -25/-50 pkg. Seems like a great idea and yet not sure why I'm hesitant. I guess perhaps afraid of my own success. But I do know seeing is believing. And if you have done fitpics. Do…
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BL On Tuesday
double post this can be deleted
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OT-Netbooks vs notebooks
Anybody using a netbook? I'm at the point of considering buying a netbook but want to hear the pros & cons from real folks. Of course the most important consideration is my using MFP without problems.
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30 day shake it work it own it show it !!! & daily joke fo
just popin in to overveiw the day lol ate well all day i never really have a problem with the whole intake thing its just i been told its not enough so thts something ill have to work at.Didnt workout to day due to the fact that tomarrow is the start of my 30 day burn it up plan!! my coach has set me up with a workout…
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Favorite TV Shows
Nip/Tuck, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, Biggest Loser
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The Last House on the Left
So I watched this movie yesterday, the new version of course, i have to say im a horror movie freak and love the original cult horror movies so this had a lot to live up to and for the most part it did, some parts were pretty forseeable but other than that, two thumbs up :flowerforyou:
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America's Next Top Model Audition..
..Is tomorrow and I'm NERVOUS!! Given there is room for plus size modeling on the show now, it doesn't make me any less nervous. I wouldn't even be going if the casting scouts wouldn't have approached me. I feel I should lose more weight before even stepping foot in an audition room....**SIGH** But all I can do is try. I…
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testing picture posting ..
this should work i think .. just testing it out
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Truly a miracle!!
My good friend was hit by a drunk driver a week ago when driving home after hanging out with friends He struck her jeep, the car caught fire, hit the guard rail, went over and rolled down the embankment. Due to a window being smashed in the roll, she was able to climb out when the doors didn't open and get to safety before…
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What Nick-Names do you have for your kids?
For my 3 1/2 y/o boy ... Cheeks, Pumpkin Head, Bootchie, Little Man For my 15 y/o boy.. PAIN IN THE *kitten* ...... LOL
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Master Cleanse?
Has anybody tried this before? My husbands co-worker did, and had great results but I would like some different opinions. Its 2 tbsp organic lemon juice, 2 tbsp grade b maple syrup (dark), 1/8 tbsp cayenne pepper. You drink 7-11 of these a day, no food for 10 days. On the 11th day you drink organic orange juice only, on…
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how do you get the weight loss ticker @ the bottom of your p
Haven't been able to figure it out! :explode: lol
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Earth Hour 2009
Just wanted to pass along info for Earth Hour 2009. Saturday from 8:30-9:30 your local time, shut off the lights, shut off the tv, unplug your toaster, don't forget the computer! More information here: http://www.earthhour.org/home/ Happy Earth Hour!
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How Did you know you were READY??
I am not asking abot anyhing that has to do with food,,. but with babies. I have been away from my husband since Augugst and all of the sudden I feel really ready to av e a baby. I don't know if its because I've had a few drinks or if its because I jst really wat to have a baby! I don't know what to do, I love him as much…
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Favorite work out song
Hey, I love to work out to "Disturbia" by Rhianna. What's your song?:drinker: Created by MyFitnessPal.com - Easy Calorie Countingguys,
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Tell me about your goal peice of clothing
What is it? I think most of us have one.... Will you wear it again once it fits? (or do you?) What makes this piece of clothing special to you, why have you chosen it? Mine was a denim mini skirt in juniors size 11. I only wore it once or twice when I was in my mid twenties - including my first real date with my second…
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Pcos
Does anyone else have PCOS
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doin the LA fitness thing today
As much as I dont wanna I am gonna sign up to go to thius gym cause its not good to drive an hour everyday to work just cause i love my gym and if its bad over that...I feel bad but i gotta do it...Im gonna miss it!!!!!!
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Hey Shannon!
Is it time for a Friday night glass of wine yet? Not that I really need permission, but just thought I'd check with the guru for this sort of thing...:laugh: