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A Cow's Tale... (WARNING SICK!)
Please enjoy responsibly.... A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?' 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our…
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new photo
Hey everyone! I cut my hair off the other day and added a new photo! I figure that if I am gonna lose weight then I am gonna change everything about my appearance. Check it out and don't laugh!! :laugh: I think it looks pretty good. Now to get my body in shape!! :bigsmile:
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Last Nights Pictures From Everyone!
Id Love To See Everyones Outfits Or Pics Of What You Did Last Night! So How About Everyone Post Pics From Last Night! (ill reply and post mine as soon as i get the kids dropped off at mother in laws about thirty to forty five mins)
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Why do dressmakers have to use different cut sizes???
I went to George (at Asda) today, to buy smaller trousers, I've gone from a size 24 (UK) back in September, to a size 20 last month, well, the size 20 trousers are too big, sooooo, off to Asda I went, bought some nice new ones - size 18, but....I get them home, try them on, and they are more like a size 16, :grumble:…
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HEY PURPLE TEAM
Are any of my fellow purple teamers on here tonight??? How did you do today? I want to know!
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Home Makeovers/Resolutions
Well...we obviously all want to get in shape/stay in shape, but what changes would you like to make to your home?? Mine: 1. Freshen up paint 2. New sinks & kitchen fixtures 3. New kitchen cabinets :embarassed: 4. Nicer landscaping oh.... And win PowerBall so.. 5. Finish basement :bigsmile:
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anyone watch HALF TON MAN, WOMAN, TEEN on the learning chann
Oh my goodness, I was scared to death. Obesity is a real problem in this country. I had no idea until I saw this teenager, unable to move! They had to do surgery to reduce his skin before they could do gastric surgery for him. It was sad really. Anyone else watch the series?
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I WAS ready to party!! lol!!
Now, I am a little hungover!! :sick: :yawn: Got to bed around 2 but we all know a toddler doesn't quite get the concept of "sleeping in" cause he was sleeping at his normal bedtime!! :tongue: Plus, my inner alarm get's me up at a certain point anyway. But hey, I guess 5 hours of sleep isn't horrible! And the worst part of…
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New pics
I added a couple of new pics from over Christmas. I changed my hair yesterday so I need to change them again. Check them out if you want to! Looking at my face in them really makes me want this so bad. I can't stand my face looking fat no matter which angle I hold it. This is part of my motivation! Guess I need some full…
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Sooooooooooooo, what'd ya get?
I was surprised with a Golds Gym Weight Bench! Put together and set up in my exercise room!! I worked out off and on all day!! Santa brought my husband a wireless headset for the TV. Now we can BOTH be in the den together! (hmmmm was that for him or ME!!??) I hope everyone had a wonderful day! :heart: :flowerforyou:
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Happy New Year!!!
Hi everyone! I've been away for over a week and off the wagon. I'm back...well, somewhat...and just wanted to wish you all a wonderful New Year's Day and may this be a healthy, fantastic year for all of us!!!:heart:
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Where is the Purple Team?
Hey Purple Team! Where is everyone at? I see the Black Team and Blue Teams posting but not much from our team. Come on everyone!! We have got to do this! We want to win! We need some posts and some challenges!!
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Anyone else??
Watching the Looney Tunes marathon on the Cartoon Network??? :blushing: :blushing: I was just cleaning the living room and kitchen etc and have had it on! (Yes, I finally removed all my Christmas stuff. I usually wait until New Years Eve is over! :tongue: ) These have always been one of my favorite programs! "at last,…
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Happy New Year to ALL!!!!!!!!
Love and prayers are going out for each and every one of you here today! This site(the folks here)have been a real blessing to me.:drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: I look forward this year, to meeting more folks and "paying forward" what has been given to me:wink: :heart: denise in Sams Valley Oregon
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Who is ready to PARRRRTAYYYYY???
I think I'm ready!! :drinker: :flowerforyou: :drinker: My hubby has been home from work this week so I have been getting some extra gym time in. And I have eaten light today, so I can enjoy a little this evening!! :wink: I also bought some size 6 jeans yesterday, which I am wearing with my pretty new sweater (a blue one…
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Ken and Barbie 101 Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGsTfCL1Joc I love this defpoetry performace... check it out and post your comments.. I think it's amazingly insightful.. and somewhat encouraging... even the men are fed up with some of the crap the "theys" :devil: are trying to sale us as what we need to look like. :D Enjoy!:drinker:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Nonibug!!
Hey Roni,:bigsmile: Wanted to wish you the BEST birthday ever!!:flowerforyou: :heart: :flowerforyou: Happy Birthday to You:heart: Happy Birthday to You:heart: Happy Birthday to our Sweet Roni:heart: Happy Birthday to YOU!!:flowerforyou: Hope today is EXTRA special Roni! :bigsmile: FC:heart:
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Back at MFP and needing some dating advice.
Hello everyone, I dropped out for awhile and even kept off the weight I had lost for several months, but am in physical therapy now and gained some back. (Yikes!!!) What I need to know from you all...can anyone give me some pointers on how to let someone from work (who will be leaving for another job within 2months....I…
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Whats Everyones Plans For Tonight????
What Are You Doing Tonight???? Im Going Out And Bar Hopping For A Bit And Then Going To A Club! My Boyfriends Working So Im Going With 3 Of My Guy Friends! So Ill Be Looked After For Sure! Everyone Be Safe...Make Sure You ARE the DD or You HAVE A DD! Lots Of Love With X's & O's Missy
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Checking my Ticker
I just put my weightloss ticker on my signature so I am just seeing if it works
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Happy New Year !
Here's to a successful weight loss journey in 2009 :drinker: :flowerforyou: :bigsmile:
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Day 1 after holiday month binge...
CONQUERED! It has been a rough month. Lots of eating things I shouldn't and no time to exercise to account for the food. That first day after a binge is tough. BUT I did it. I ate great. I spent two hours at the gym and walked two miles this afternoon. It is amazing how much better my mind and body feel when I do what I am…
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OT- housewarming
My boyfriend and I are in the process of buying our first house, so we're really excited about actually having room to entertain and have people over, so we want to have a housewarming. What are the ettiquette rules on that? I know for baby and wedding showers you're not supposed to throw one for yourself, but what about…
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NEW TEETH!!!
Anyone who was interested in my new smile, here it is (in profile). Can't do all that html carp you all know how to do! Ain't it pretty? I look like I'm 12 years old in this picture!! LOLz.
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a deer, a female deer
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She came home
Yesterday I posted that my 12 year old dog was missing. Well, I left work to go look for her. I called her name a few times and looked around but I couldn't see her. There are lots of hills and trees where I live so it's kinda hard to see anything. So when she I didn't see her, I just went and sat on the porch and waited.…
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OT: Went A Little Crazy Today!
So the day started out normal....THEN i decided "hey ill treat my self today".....ut oh!!! we went to Red Robin... and enjoyed french fries and a cheeseburger and diet coke (which ill never eat like that again...my stomach cant handle it) then we headed to the mall where the real trouble started i saw victoria secrets semi…
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last of the day- gotta go do anything but sit at the compute
:flowerforyou: Any body diabetic 2? If so how are you dealing with the food issues? Also are you a sugar addict like me? I would love to trade strategies for losing the weight, getting off all the bloomin' meds and all that what not.
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awareness and focus is coming
:drinker: I just started logging my food and exercise yesterday on MFP. I know from past experience that I do best at staying on target if I have a day planned out and I just have to look at what I am suppose to be eating. Yesterday I was in my classroom just working away when all of a sudden I realized I was shoving mini…
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A Christmas Tale
A man in Perth calls his son in Sydney and says, 'I hate to ruin your Christmas, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting divorced; 35 years of misery is enough.' 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son says. 'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says. 'We're sick of each…