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Womens *kitten* Sizes
Women's *kitten* Size Study There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their *kitten*. The results are pretty shocking: 1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their *kitten* is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their *kitten* is too small. 3. The remaining…
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Score - Weekend (O) Jessica (1)! 2 Rounds to go!
Ok, so the weekends are always hard for me, with family and friend activities. Well last night my boyfriend made his yummy chicken wings (they are the best ever)! Even though they are baked and he doesn't use butter in the sauce they are still fairly high in calories. So I figured out the calorie content, which was 540…
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Newbie
:smile: I just wanted to introduce myself. I am new to the board and just wanted some support because i know we could all use it. I am 35 years 5'7 and weight about 159 , i would like to weight 140 but have not been that small in years. I had gotten down to 149 but have gained 10lbs. back.:sad: "But i know with enough…
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Don't look good naked anymore
We all may be able to relate to this :laugh: http://heraldnet.com/article/20071221/MULTIMEDIA/283841756
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I need to vent and ask for help!
:cry: I just found out last night that the doctors sent my Grandmother home to die. They don't know how long it will but her time is short. Let me back up. Last weekend my Grandma was put into the hospital. I being an EMT knew she was going and helped put her in the Ambulance. I went up to see her with my daughter a few…
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One year ago today I lost my granddaughter...
Today is the anniversary of the passing of my lovely granddaughter. She was just 19 when lukemia took over her life and God decided it was time to give her peace of mind and body. Today was a hard day but a good day for remembering a sweet and loving person. I am posting a poem for my baby girl today on this page. I pray…
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After the flu.........
:huh: My problem is that I have had a flu bug or whatever, felt like trash couldn't eat and was as weak as a kitten. Now I am on the mend but still don't feel like eating ; I don't want to switch off my metabolism by having too few calories but all I am managing is soup and ice cream. Its nearly a week since I had my 1200…
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A pat on my own back
Hey yall i i was just going to give myself a pat on the back. I did really good tonight:blushing: My Family had a big party and i REALLY wanted to eat the yummy brownies and chips and dip but i didn't:happy: I had a chip to see if i really wanted to waste my progress on them and i decided that it was not worth it. So yea…
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Made a mistake!
Ouch - I was adding mozzarella cheese (low-moisture, part-skim), and I wrote in the calories for fat iinstead of the grams. How do I fix that? Anyone know? :embarassed:
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old lady walked into an adult shop
One afternoon, this old lady walked into an adult shop, all trembling and shaky, looking for something. Finally, she walked up to the store attendant, who looks at her curiously. "Yyyoungggg mannnnn, dooo you seelllll viibrattoors heeeeere???" asked the woman. Yes, ma'am. We do sell vibrators," answered the man, with a big…
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Happy old man???
One afternoon, a woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's…
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Scales-gaining or not losing
I am going to keep this short. I did a challenge that helped me so much. It was started by Banks...going for a month without hitting the scales. Our bodies change so much day to day...the scales will read that. Try not to hit the scales so much. You will start building muscle....therefore, the scale might not move or it…
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FATS question
I consistently go over my allowed fats. However, almost all my fats is from either almond butter, avocado, or nuts, which I'm under the impression is healthy fats. Do I need to try to trim the number of fats consumed in order to be healthy? I know that losing weight is about the calories and I'm generally under most days.…
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Losing weight too quickly?
This might be a weird question, but last week I weighed 156 and this week I weigh 151.....so....do the math....I lost 5 pounds this week. Which is great, except you are only supposed to loose 1-2 pounds a week to do this and be healthy, right? Could it be because this is my first week of weight loss? Should I up the amount…
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Major Discouragement surgury
I've been dieting and excercising for over a month now. I had to have an abdominal surgury in the middle of it all. I have followed my diet faithfully,and even kept up with mild excercise while recovering.I went to the doctor today and discovered I have only lost one pound in a whole month. I felt so discouraged I felt…
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LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR VALENTINES !
TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICTURE. ITS VERY PRETTY, WE GOT AN ICE STORM FOR VALENTINES DAY. MANY MANY PEOPLE LOST THERE POWER FOR HOURS AND HOURS. I WAS FORTUNATE. WE DIDNT LOOSE OURS. TODAY THINGS ARE MELTING AWAY...THERE IS A HOUSE UNDER THAT ICY TREE.
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The Differences Between Men and Women
NICKNAMES: If Louise, Trana, Sheli and Eve go out for lunch, they will call each other Louise, Trana, Sheli and Eve. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless. EATING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and…
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Wal Mart
WAL Mart APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas . They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old *kitten*) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION:…
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YUCK
Do you want lemon with that? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeye8wnBJoU
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eating and exercise
Are you supposed to eat before or after you exercise? How long before or after should you wait? Anybody have a clue?:huh:
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We need to laugh
WEIGHT LOSS HUMOR ONE WHO INDULGES BULGES. HE WHO STUFFETH.. PUFFETH! PRACTICE GIRTH CONTROL LOOSE LIPS BROAD HIPS TOUGH COOKIES DON'T CRUMBLE I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY. I REPEAT MYSELF WHEN I AM HUNGRY. OBESITY IS REALLY WIDESPREAD. I HAVE TO EXERCISE EARLY IN THE MORNING BEFORE MY BRAIN FIGURES OUT WHAT I AM…
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Can you fly?
This is a lot of fun. It won't open on my computer, but it did on my sons. Give it a try Fly a helicopter http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf
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Check this out
I sent this to my husband. This one won't talk to you. His did :blushing: :blushing: :love: :blushing: :blushing: http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/view/joYCBm9uYS6zR2mv9cQKOSjf
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TOPIC! POOP VS COOKIES
HOW IS IT THAT A TOPIC CALLED POOP GETS 312 VEIWS AND A TOPIC CALLED COOKIIES GET 51, MMMMMMMMM WHAT ARE WE COMING TO?
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Surprised...
So I figured everything had gone to hell in a hand basket when for Valentine's day I decided to basically say "screw it" and eat what I wanted. I didn't even enter anything in. I went to the Olive Garden and got an appetizer, soup, a big entree, bread sticks, dessert AND coffee with real sugar in it. Oh, and I had one and…
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POOP...
i dont poop often.. maybe once every other day... or every few. is this normal
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7 Bad Habits of Overweight People
I read this and thought it was interesting; 7 bad habits of overweight people Most people who pack on extra pounds didn't get there overnight. It usually takes years of unhealthy habits which can be hard to overcome. Here are seven common bad habits that can contribute to weight gain and what you can do to avoid them: 1.…
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Does anyone watch LOST?
I just finished watching the episode tonight... and wow! What a twist ending! This show always keeps me on my toes! Are there any other fans out there?
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So....
I have been doing great with working out and eating well. My social life is amazing.....but......... (College student)----This year I decided to take 18hrs. I have done it before but it seemed so much easier. I have always been an A and B student. Recently even though I study,(apparently not enought), I have gotten low C's…
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tacky suggestion?
um.... not meaning to be tacky. honest. but thinking that sex should be on the exercise lists...lol. you know?